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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 4d

Admiral: Shoot - my last text might've seemed weird...
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Admiral: I'll just send another to clarify! *Tap Tap Tap on his phone*
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Admiral: Or did that make it weirder? Better send one more to clear things up!
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Jen is sitting at home. Her phone is receiving dozens of messages

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 7d

it's that easy...

Admiral is sleepy and on his phone, eating breakfast.
Admiral: I'm exhausted! Google, how can I have a better sleep?
Google: To get better sleep, reduce your stress
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Admiral: Ok! How do I lower my stress?
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Google: To lower stress, get more sleep

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 8d

Panel One: The clock says 2:55
Admiral: Oooh! I've got a little extra time, I can draw for a bit!
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Panel Two:
Admiral: I just need to remember to stop in five minutes
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Panel Three: It is the future, Admiral is in a special case labelled "Cartoonist 2025 CE"
Admiral: whoops

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 9d

Panel One: The two rats talk to each other.
Ronda: Why... he thinks we're locals!
Jonda: What a compliment!
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Panel Two: They shake his hand
Ronda: I'm Ronda, this is my twin sister, Jonda. We're here on vacation, too!
Murray: Nice to meet you
Jonda: Charmed
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Panel three:
Ronda: We'd love for you to join us on some classic new york adventures!
Murray: Oh boy!
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Panel Four:
They scurry off, underneath a man's foot
Jonda: First, we'll fight a pigeon!!

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 9d

Panel 1: We see New York City
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Panel 2: A little weird axolotl-type lizard boy is standing on the street. He's about half the height of a rat.
Murray: New York City! Murray, you've finally made it!
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Panel 3: He waves to two big rats
Murray: Hello! Hello there!
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Panel 4: I don't suppose you could spare a little "New York Charm" on a humble tourist?

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 10d

Admiral: This medieval fair really shows how UNFAIR things were in the past!
Jen: How so?
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Admiral: For one thing: there was no turn-taking!
*TJ is in the stocks*
TJ: If you wanted to be the criminal you shoulda got here first!

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 10d

life has been bonkers lately so i've been prevented from posting, but if you go to admiralwonderboat.com and click random, it will show you one of the 600 admiral wonderboat's ❤️🐢

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 11d

Emma: Look! The new crosswalk buttons talk!!
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Crosswalk Button: You are travelling east
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Admiral: But... how does it know where we're going?

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 19d

soup is not a serious meal, and i love it

Admiral: It's lunchtime, but where's my food?
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Admiral hoists a mug aloft
Admiral: It's in this mug! I'm drinking my lunch!!
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TJ: Every time you have tomato soup
Jen: Every time.
Admiral: hee hee! silly lunch - what are you doing in that cup?

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 21d

We see a skyscraper labelled "Evil Opticians Inc," and from inside someone says "Mwa-ha-ha! We've finally done it!!"
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An evil optician is holding a box of carrots and is surrounded by carrots.
Evil Optician: Soon, the entire world will need to buy glasses!!
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Admiral and Jen are in the grocery store.
Jen: ...you think that's why they're out of carrots?
Admiral: Nothing else makes sense!

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 22d

ignorance is bliss?

An anthropomorphic dog in a construction hat and business clothes is standing at his desk.
Bill: I've cut my screentime by 100%, and I've never been more relaxed!!
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A sign behind him says "Nuclear Safety Dept."
Another sign: "Days since last accident: 0"
Screens are flashing ALERT
Outside the window we can see nuclear reactors melting down
He has his eyes closed and feet on the desk

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 23d

Nedroid Picture Diary is one of the all-time finest, greatest most amazing comics of all-time

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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 23d

What a good movie that was. I wonder if they ever made a sequel.

REGINALD: Hello, 911? Yes, my friend put on the mask from The Mask and now he's acting abnormally.
BEARTATO (green): "I'M SSSSSMOKING!"

REGINALD: Green, yeah. Real cartoony.
Yeah, he's saying all the lines but he's not getting them right.
BEARTATO (spinning in a tornado): "SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME!"

REGINALD: I see. And that's the only solution?
Mm hmm. No, I understand. Thank you.
BEARTATO (hitting self with large mallet): "OH, BEHAVE!"

REGINALD (shedding a tear while loading a shotgun)
BEARTATO (dreamworks face): "DO *NOT* GO IN THERE!"

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 23d

it's just too fun to make up random filenames

Me Looking for a File:
*Admiral is typing at his computer*
Admiral: Why can't I find anything?
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Me naming a file:
*Admiral is talking little anthropomorphic files on his computer*
Admiral: I dub thee "fgwizjl.jpg"!

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 24d

second opinion

Admiral is on a video chat with Jen.
Admiral: Jen is it ok to... sometimes be in a bad mood?
Jen: Of course! No one's happy all the time!
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Admiral: I told you so!
Toxic Positivity: I want a second opinion!

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 24d

ah! thank you :D

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 26d

being "out and about" is one of the best things in life

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 28d

old west town!

Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 29d

fooling around in tinker cad

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · Sep 18

thanks, @procreate.com!

*Each panel of the comic looks wildly different*
Panel 1:
Admiral: Jen! I've got huge news!!
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Panel 2:
Jen: Let me guess... they added lots of new brushes to your drawing app?
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Panel 3:
Admiral: Yeah! How could you tell?

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · Sep 17

thank you!!

Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · Sep 17

Who's that special boy?! 🥳 It's my birthdaaaaay!

Panel One: Admiral is on stage, under the spotlights.
Music: Who's that special boy?
Admiral: Who me?
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Panel Two:
Music: I said - who? Who? Who's that special boooooy?!
Admiral: Aww yeah!
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Panel Three: Admiral is on a cardboard box in his living room singing about his birthday.
Jen: His birthday show gets longer every year...
Emma *reading a book*: uh huh

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · Sep 16

thank you!

Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · Sep 16

a cautionary tale

Admiral: I learned some new slang to impress Emma!
Jen: You're sure about this?
Admiral: Jen, c'mon, I'm hip!
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Admiral: Skibidi, my dude! Vibe check! What's up? Hittin' the griddy on a goated grindset? No cap! 6-7!!
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Emma: No. NO. I hear that all day at school. I will not have it at home!
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Admiral: Emma... was not impressed.
Jen: What.. no way...

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · Sep 15

This is amazing!!