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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult
@adhdgobl.in
3.4K followers 710 following 19K posts
Clinical research, baseball (LFG Mariners), and booze nerd living in Philly. My views are not my own. They are yours. You have my views now. Sorry. (he/him) In case Bsky becomes too much of a ban-happy dump: https://jorts.horse/@flatplutosociety
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 50m
Release everyone who's in prison on drug charges and replace them with people who don't like Evil Dead Rise.
adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 3h
His true calling was to be the bitchy red carpet reporter alongside Joan Rivers.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 14h
ALPHA MALE Gavin is just FLEXING on the CHEETO. He knows that DRUMPF is intimidated by taller (real) men and MANGO MUSSOLINI is probably so triggered by this. So excited to vote for an ACTUAL RICH GUY in 2028! 🌊🌊🌊

Shit, sorry. I got bit by a liberal and I post like this when the moon is waning now.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 14h
Don't tell Bluesky but I would pay for this content.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 14h
No, *I'm* Kirk.

Epstein is in a military base underneath Antarctica.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 14h
I want a lot of it. Double this weirdo's dose. I will post the most Bluesky thing in the history of Bluesky.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 14h
Take one look at Conan O'Brien and tell me you think he could eat one medium spicy wing without needing to be defibrillated.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 14h
This is the funniest thing a president has ever said, and I don't think there's a close second.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 14h
I think ALL businesses that are doing well should do this.

IKEA has had a banner year, have some porn about it.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 14h
I LOVE THIS.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 15h
Ohhh yes. It's probably the funniest sports related story of the year.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 17h
My man looks like Chris Elliott got stung by a whole swarm of bees.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 17h
The Etsy witch, and no other suggestion is valid.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 18h
This is an opportunity for a brand new supplement gift. I'm going to start selling supplements that state right on the packaging that they contain lead. Because lead was in the paint and gasoline back in the good ol days when America was AMERICA and life was GOOD.

I'm going to get so fucking rich.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 18h
Okay but do I HAVE to be a grandpa to get abducted by the pentatitty women?
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 22h
"If the headline is a question, the answer is no" remains an undefeated observation.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 1d
One day I will read the comments before adding my own.

Probably not any time soon, though.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 1d
The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill is an all-timer, and Hill's only solo studio album.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 1d
Couture Mindfreak
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 1d
The most I've been yelled at on the internets (not here) in recent memory was when I said that taking joy in people in red states losing their homes to hurricanes and kids dying of preventable diseases is gross and cruel. I don't think I hate anything more than the phrase "fuck around and find out."
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 1d
Finally, a look that suits me.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 1d
God forbid a man have a hobby.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 1d
A man who works for the people overseeing America’s nuclear stockpile has lost his security clearance after he uploaded 187,000 pornographic images to a Department of Energy (DOE) network. Included AI-generated robot porn.

www.404media.co/man-stores-a...
Man Stores AI-Generated Robot Porn on His Government Computer, Loses Access to Nuclear Secrets
A man who works for the people overseeing America’s nuclear stockpile has lost his security clearance after he uploaded 187,000 pornographic images to a Department of Energy (DOE) network. As part of ...
www.404media.co
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 1d
I guess it's nice to get the worst thing I'm going to see all day out of the way before lunch.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 1d
Slightly annoying that the only functional search engine I've used in the past couple years is pay-to-use, but such is the internet.
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adhdgobl.in
Flat Pluto Cult @adhdgobl.in · 1d
Heck yeah, search engine win for Kagi!
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