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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪

@actualpengy.bsky.social

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Saying what you daren't. He/him Answers to oi, mush, was that you, etc. Arsefoot.

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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · Oct 24

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A JSO protester who seems to have inadvertently cable-tied himself to a goalpost.

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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 6h

ChatGPT said to do it, your honour.

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Dan Warren's Greatest Hits.m3u @danlwarren.bsky.social · 16d

That poor bastard

A poster saying “one Australian has a heart attack or stroke every four minutes”

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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 6h

Excellent! Everyone should have at least one.

ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 7h

Jesus. What are you making, a spaceship?

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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 7h

Isn't it easier to integrate with brown people rather than paint them white? Unless they speak Welsh, obviously. That's a stopper.

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Fairy @lafeeverte.bsky.social · 8h

Fucking legend

Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 8h

👏 "We've lived here all our lives. And I have never felt so unwelcome in my own hometown as I do since your party came into Caerphilly."

"With all the rhetoric that you bring in, I have to say to my sons, please don't go there. Please don't do this."

"I blame you for that."

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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 7h

Why has that brown-coloured chap got a Welsh accent, boyo?

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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 8h

In other, more important* news, I got a pork pie with chili jam from the bakers this morning when I collected my bread. And a watercress and cheddar scone.

*apart from Celia farting, which is the best news of the day.

ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 8h

Do not dry pets in the microwave. Remember that one, when someone tried to dry their hamster but claimed it was not a domesticated pet?

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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 8h

Daily injections of Chinglish keep me going

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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 8h

Manufacturers "specifications" read like a Labour Party manifesto.

Just letting you know.

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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 10h

You can imagine the conversation. What do you think of the title? "You could be eligible for 32 offers?"

Boss: "guaranteed offers"

Oik: OK, I'll change it. [hit send to everyone and his dog]

ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 10h

I do not have an A level in English or anything else of much use, but it actually hurts when I read stuff like this. In my head, at the front. I assume it's the OCD or something.