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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 25d

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 26m

eeee he's adorable

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 2h

It's okay Salty, I have some kind of aura that causes people to reference french philosophers in my presence.

Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 2h

Ah, I see. (We disagree on whether or not cross-universe fontcest is necessarily incestuous) but this is a really good example of the inherent fail state of purity tests - you will never agree on every point and the smallest disagreement can be enough to make a pariah of you.

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 2h

Right, same, like you (general) may notice my profile says "anti-censorship" and not "I write skeleton incest" (although both are true)....

You know I wrote Minding the Gap so people would have no excuse to not know what kind of freak I am lol

Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 2h

?? (But also like, are we still having the argument that proship = people who write/draw the bad stuff?)

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 3h

Yes, they're much like onions and garlic in that regard! I think I'll try to get these ones to flower over the winter so I have some shallot seeds to plant next spring! But I might also nibble them a little.

Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 3h

I'm not sure of the details actually, it's a friend of mine that is looking for an artist. But I can put you in touch with him!

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 3h

Two of my shallots have earned their freedom

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 5h

You ever have two public figures that you keep mixing up but then one of them transitions and you're like "phew, easy mode" but then the *other one* also transitions??

Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 18h

You can recommend yourself! A buddy of mine is looking for someone who can do some stardew valley esque art

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 1d

Hey digital art friends, is anyone taking commissions for pixel art?

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 1d

I never watched anime/read manga/got into the associated fanfics so it's always stuck out like a sore thumb to me (now excuse me i need to write a smut scene where they ask "do you like that" 28 times)

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 1d

haha no it's funny in retrospect

Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 1d

He wouldn't tell me his character's class, species or alignment....

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 1d

Last night I had a nightmare about playing dungeons and dragons with jordan peterson

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 1d

I wonder what emotions happened to people whose first exposure to erotica wasn't star trek fanfiction....

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 1d

Does it count if the skeletons do parthenogenesis

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 1d

Also I wish you a happy replenishing your electrolytes

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 1d

Yes I have been saying this for years

Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 1d

"Hang on there's this guy I know online who can explain this"

Honestly stranger the speculative biology is the more I care about its internal logic

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 1d

No but it is!! You see *adjusting my glasses* I theorize that the manwomb or moomb is separated from the digestive tract by a fleshy epiglottis-like structure I will henceforth be calling the sirvix....

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 2d

Because look at the babies

Three teeny tiny cactus sprouts in a paper pot of coarse pebbly soil

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 2d

So what I'm hearing is we need to either

A) breed plants with high-protein nectar so insects don't have to rely on blood for egg producing nutrients

-or-

B) Start eating gnats

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 2d

Hey I got it in 3 guesses too!

I played letroso.com 10/13/2025 and got it in 3 guesses.

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Letroso

Jogo de palavras onde o objetivo é descobrir a palavra secreta.

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 2d

Wahhh (I burritoed all morning but now I have stuff to do)

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