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Achilles

@achilleslaststand.bsky.social

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Disabled dad in a constant state of questionable sanity. Default setting is sarcasm. I retweet a lot of mutual aid posts. Video Games/Wrestling/Law/General snark. 39, He/They Northern Michigan

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Dashing Soul @ NYCC @dashingsouljay.bsky.social · 3m

Mark Davis and his Mrs Incredible booty is back

#AEWDynamite

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Nichole @pezdispensing.bsky.social · 4m

HECHICERO MY BELOVED 🥰
"Honestly, who are we to fight the alchemy?" #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

Fellas if ya girl is thicc, has giant tiddies, and is a wizard... Then that's not your girl that's HECHICERO.

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boreian 🇨🇦 @boreian.bsky.social · 20d

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Achilles @achilleslaststand.bsky.social · 2m

I mean the wrestler, not the NFL team owner.

Achilles @achilleslaststand.bsky.social · 2m

I'm glad Mark Davis is back so I can be inappropriately horny about his thighs on main once again

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Achilles @achilleslaststand.bsky.social · 4m

Damn, I should probably watch that ZSJ/Takeshita match.

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Achilles @achilleslaststand.bsky.social · 5m

Thought it was going to be another weirdly sexual Kyle/Don Callis painting

Achilles @achilleslaststand.bsky.social · 6m

OK, Takeshita was actually the best possible option

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Achilles @achilleslaststand.bsky.social · 7m

Oh no, what is behind Don Callis

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emma 🧿 @blackpansyx.bsky.social · 9d

I’m continually $600 behind on bills and I’m just doing anything I can to get caught up. If you could share or donate, it all helps. Thanks in advance 💕💸 #MutualAid #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025 #MutualAidRequest 🧡🖤💕💸

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 5h

Things I don't miss about smoking:
The smell
The cost
The effects on my health

Things I miss about smoking:
Smoking

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Achilles @achilleslaststand.bsky.social · 13m

Those Early ROH guys must have found a fountain of youth or something. I saw Roderick Strong and Claudio wrestle (other people) in 2005 and they are just as talented now as they were twenty years ago.

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Hangman Page Apologist Jen @swaggeroffools.bsky.social · 22m

I really do feel like that I Quit match is going to be uncomfortable in the room the same way that Hanger and Swerve at All Out was uncomfortable. 🤼‍♂️

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Tony Miller @beardedrogue.bsky.social · 22m

Claudiovania time!!! Swiss and Roddy are gonna destroy each other!!! #AEW

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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 23m

Seriously, this whole promo was intense, menacing, and horrifying.

BUT THIS SHOT OH MY GOD.

AEW's cinematography is absolutely incredible. Production is top tier here and we're all feasting for it.

#AEWDynamite

Mattie @mattuntitled.bsky.social · 25m

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Tony Miller @beardedrogue.bsky.social · 26m

Tonight we’ve had promos from two opponents who want to fuck & two opponents who want to fuck without safewords… This is peak shit! #AEW

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Dr Queso De La Muerte @drquesodelamuerte.bsky.social · 26m

I fucking love this shit these brooding cinematic hyperviolent vignettes are my fucking catnip 10/10 fucking hell yeahs 🤼‍♀️

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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 1d

start telling a knock knock joke to bluesky users and they go, one sec someone's at the door

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Tommy Dignan @dignan92.bsky.social · 27m

The blood on the window after PAC beats Darby to near death. Damn, he would make a great slasher movie villian! #WrestleSky #AEWDynamite #AEW 🤼

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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 32m

They separated Darby Allin and Jon Moxley by a high security prison style window?!

This is menacing and foreboding. Mox talking to Darby, with Darby's reflection staring at him hauntingly.

THIS IS SO GOOD.

AEW's production team is legit firing on all levels. This is incredible.

#AEWDynamite

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Achilles @achilleslaststand.bsky.social · 31m

AEW production and camera ops are working overtime tonight.

AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 32m

A fitting location for Jon Moxley and Darby Allin's final face-to-face ahead of #AEWWrestleDream

#AEWDynamite is LIVE on TBS and HBO Max

Achilles @achilleslaststand.bsky.social · 33m

RJ City was brave for briefly trying to break up Mox and Darby before he came back to his senses

Achilles @achilleslaststand.bsky.social · 35m

I was a really bad chain smoker and even I would die
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HOW MANY CIGARETTES?????????? @howmanycigarettes.com · 1d

A Complete Unknown (2024) - 0:52:40
Dir. James Mangold
Runtime 140 minutes
🚬 x 119, or one cigarette every 1.18 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/a-complete-unknown/

A cigarette from A Complete Unknown (2024) - 0:52:40

Achilles @achilleslaststand.bsky.social · 37m

Honestly seems kind of low for a 1950s movie

HOW MANY CIGARETTES?????????? @howmanycigarettes.com · 39m

Macao (1952) - 0:32:58
Dir. Josef von Sternberg
Runtime 81 minutes
🚬 x 33, or one cigarette every 2.45 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/macao/

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Achilles @achilleslaststand.bsky.social · 38m

Gonna go with "Can't Get You Out of My Head" by Kylie Minogue. Also for extra credit my favorite MTV Unplugged is the Alice in Chains one.