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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦

@acciostickthing.bsky.social

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Y'all know me, I'm a stereotypical white girl. I'll not likely to even read DMs, so...I guess you can waste your time, but I wouldn't.

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 2h

This guy is overwhelmingly likely to become president in the next two years BTW.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 2h

When out-of-touch billionaires think they're clever and no one dares to tell them they're not.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 2h

"Daddy, I did good right? I defended you and talked about how awesome your Israel deal is! Can I come visit now Daddy? Please?"

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 2h

"We have so much fun saying things like-"

"This press conference is over!"

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 2h

So it was steadily going down under Biden and jumped up in Jan?

Hmm 🤔

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 2h

It wasn't just Bibles. It was *Trump* Bibles so he got a slice of Oklahoma tax dollars.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 2h

They wouldn't be so desperate to make you think this protest is useless if they didn't think it was dangerous.

Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 3h

There’s a common feeling across the U.S. right now, a sense of helplessness. Many people want to do more but feel like they can’t. Remember: every action you take pushes the resistance forward.

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 3h

Smart AND cost saving! Good job!

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 3h

But keep the Epstein statue. THAT has historical significance.

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 3h

Can he just die before he wastes more tax dollars on gaudy tributes to himself?

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 3h

It's like putting a needy, insecure narcissist with dementia who knows he's a terrible president and wants to prove he's just as good as the other 45 in charge of secret life or death missions is a TERRIBLE idea.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 9h

Dude won't even put a plaque up to honor them.

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 9h

Why is anyone taking Enten seriously? He just takes the most extreme position and pretends it doesn't contradict what he said just yesterday.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 9h

Which church? There's multiple Christian denominations alone.

Nancy's grifting MAGA one? Cause that tracks.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 9h

Y'all won't even hang a plaque for them. Literally the least it could do.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 9h

Like she doesn't know who she married and stays with.

Your husband literally is killing children Cheryl. You share guilt by enabling him.

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 10h

Everyone knows having good healthy teeth is a mark of Satan!

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 1d

The only thing these people are actually good at is whining.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 1d

I mean Kellyanne doesn't have friends, so that's not really a brag, more of a sad commentary on her life.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 1d

They scheduled giving him a medal for literally nothing, so they're doing one more to pretend like anyone still cares.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 1d

"I was smart enough to turn so I survived getting shot at. I guess Charlie was too slow!"

-Trump memorializing Charlie Kirk and for some reason Erika Kirk will be fine with it

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 1d

It's gonna be lit! Her dancing followed by a dramatic reading of Nancy Mace's newest anti-trans manifesto by the author herself!

We cap it off with Lauren Boebert "Beetlejuicing" her main squeeze Middle Aged Rock live on stage while he plays a song no one will remember!:

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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 1d

Someone that people voted into Congress for some reason.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 1d

Okay legitimately that makes me feel gross.

Like the pictures he took with his daughter when she was 14.

🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 1d

Time gave him a completely undeserved glowing cover and he STILL isn't happy because it turns out he's ugly and there's nothing they can do about that.

Putin has to be amazed how easily this idiot can be molded.

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