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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 4h

A clear attempt to incite violence. Stay strong, fellow sane people. This will get worse.

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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 5h

He did what I’m usually yelling. A lot of fans shout “SHOOT!” but I’m often screaming “DRIVE THE NET!”

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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 9h

a group of people are walking in a field with one laying on the ground

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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 13h

He’s performed this operation on cars before.

Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 16h

Agreed, not as ridiculous when it is recovered in bounds.

Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 1d

Still think that’s a dumb rule.

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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t forget Sweden and their monarch’s three heads.

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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 1d

Guy is going to be 80 in a couple months. Insane.

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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 2d

My money is on…

a man and a woman are sitting in a car with the words bit of both on the bottom

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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 2d

Is anyone going to ask him to list them?

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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe the forces of a nation nearby? Long considered an ally, perhaps? Hmm… let’s think. Whoever could it be…

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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t understand why the sperm doesn’t pull themselves up by their boot straps and get things done.

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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 2d

a baby is looking out of a window wearing a hat and holding a towel .

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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 2d

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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 2d

“I can’t help it if I attract Nazis.” is one hell of a defense.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Q: Are you worried about extremist pro-Hitler sentiment among young Republicans?

JOHNSON: No. I don't know who any of these people are. I've never heard of them. Somebody posted a photo of me standing next to these guys wearing tuxedos. It was at the inauguration, people were coming up for selfies