CONNER
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Okay but we won't use those for an omelette.
(Frowns.)

Aight, you're going in the soup-
Conner, my dearest friend, you can’t have good taste on all fronts. But hey! On the bright side! More for you.
... How could ya say that?
... How could ya say that?
Any kind! I like all cakes. Except carrot cake. Carrot cake is the worst thing ever created.
[Hugging back!]

Okay, what kind of cake we talking about?
Shoots a burning red laser from his eyes.
“YEAH!”
"I can turn my eyes red if I want to, wanna see it?"
"I can turn my eyes red if I want to, wanna see it?"
Careful, if you eat too many of those your eyes will turn orange.
He's inhaled the carrot sticks with hummus.
He's inhaled the carrot sticks with hummus.
Oh.

(Hand on her shoulder. Whispering.)

I can't punch a kid, Rae...
Possibly, its one of the younger ones though..
Ya want me to kick his ass, queen?
Ya want me to kick his ass, queen?
Ohhh, make up thing. Right?

... Right?
The... The mascara wand, babe.
Don't do that again.
Nyah! Nyah!!
Aww... My other me looks so silly.
Aww... My other me looks so silly.
What wand?
Remember that a good tip for mascara is to put the wand in front of your eyes, stationary, and just blink.
// I'm innocent. I've done nothing
// i cannot make Kon the smartest guy on earth, I'm so sorry
Oh... That makes sense...
You have to leave it in a while, to 'soak'.
Should I also impregnate Tim? I don't think it works. I know because we've-...

I shouldn't share this with his older brother.
Couple communication, yanno?
I'm just trying to be a good boyfriend.
I'M JUST ASKING. I DIDN'T KNOW HUMANS DID THAT.