"We are in the silliest timeline, so I thought, like, why not be silly with it." - guy in a banana costume.

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Imagine
Our Dedicated Miltary
Who took an oath
Who diligently live by a code of honor

Had to witness
A DRAFT DODGER AND A DRUNK

Our Military deserves better

“Show us your warrant!”

“Ma’am, you’ve been watching too many movies. We’ll show you the warrant after we’re done.” 🤔

*busts in the door with babies crying*

ICE sparked outrage by leaving a terrified little girl alone in a car as agents handcuffed her father in Beaverton, Oregon. She screamed, “Daddy, police!” Critics slammed the agency for reckless cruelty, calling it a heartless display of power over the most vulnerable.
www.opb.org/article/2025...

“The number of necessary troops is zero….Our nation has a long memory for acts of oppression, and the president will not find lawlessness or violence here unless he plans to perpetrate it,” Portland Mayor Keith Wilson (D) said. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Sample: One scheduling note from Dec. 5, 2014 says: “Reminder: Elon Musk to island Dec. 6 (is this still happening?)”

Dems will likely keep this trickle going til they can force House GOP to release the docs. That will require Johnson to stop blocking Dem rep Adelita Grijalva, elected last Tues.

The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?

Such an easy truth to see, and yet...

open.substack.com/chat/posts/6... Even though the regime wants to deny science, science keeps on sciencing. Blooming marvellous!

I’m so sorry everyone I promise I’ll try to smite harder tomorrow.

Schrier to RFK Jr: You gave Cassidy the answer he needed to hear in order to get his confirmation vote, then as soon as you were secretary you turned around & fired all 17 members. You lied. I also want to be clear that I will lay all responsibility for every vaccine-preventable death at your feet.

Trump says he’s “open” to Vladimir Putin serving as a mediator in the Israel–Iran conflict:

“He is ready. He called me about it. We had a long talk about it. We talked about this more than his situation. This is something I believe is going to get resolved,” Trump told ABC News.

Is this a joke?

Behold, a miracle!👇

If you haven’t heard of Rep. Sydney Kamlager-Dove… you have now.

When she stepped out from the back without missing a beat, I knew it was on🔥
@kamlager-dove.house.gov

Morning friends.

It's Tuesday.

Day 3 of full-on fascism in the streets of Los Angeles.

Definitely coming to your town way sooner than later.

I have not a single whitty, funny quip for today.

I did find inspiration, though.

Doecii at the BET awards.

#SheShed #LA #ICERaids

He is a sanctimonious prick.