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5chw4r7z

@5chw4r7z.bsky.social

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Bikes, coffee, photography, and everything Cincinnati. Overflowing with misguided opinions, every post has been rigorously underthought.

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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 6h

I'm hoping there is a wheelbarrow full of cash that they are reaching into to hand to people on the way in

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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 6h

Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)

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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 14h

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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 14h

Friday morning spooky coffee now with s’mores!!

5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 15h

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 1d

Flacco has outplayed Rogers in the Ben Gay Battle!

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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 1d

Not Ryan Fitzplastic?

5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 1d

HAHA

5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 1d

Is the whole team starting to gel right now in front of our eyes?

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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 1d

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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 1d

That Bengals crowd is LOUD tonight!

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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 1d

#raiseshand Then why are you divorced?

Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 1d

Shot + chaser

And are you married?

I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

In July, Tesla rolled out a software update to integrate Grok into many of its vehicles. Do you use it?

Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist. When I'm driving, I'll ask questions, and it actually gives really good therapy advice.

5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 1d

LOL, personally, after I group ride I love a good IPA

5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 1d

"Other Republicans claimed that the attendees would be paid. Senator Roger Marshall (R-KS) claimed that the event would have “professional protesters“ who were paid for by George Soros."

Do I get that cash on the way in or the way out of the No Kings protest🧐

5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 1d

I don't know who is better, but I know who is having more fun!
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Sundance @sundance.bikesky.social · 2d

I feel seen and attacked at the same time

Who is better at riding a bike meme from KnowYourMeme on Instagram. Comparison a chill kid riding a bike a road cyclist being fussy about their sport

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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 1d

Condolences to you and your family.

5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 2d

Please, Ohio, stop trying to be Florida Jr.
Can computer programs even enter into legal agreements?
gizmodo.com/ohio-lawmake...

Ohio Lawmaker Wants to Ban Marriage Between Humans and AI Chatbots

Love should stay between a human and a human, according to one Ohio legislator.

gizmodo.com

5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 2d

A lot of maga people are anti-school and anti-library and have been for years, so it also hurts those which I think they like

5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 2d

I was going for pumpkin spice, kinda nailed it.
And on that subject an acquaintance was quoted in a story on chemicals in nail polish.
www.uc.edu/news/article...

5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 2d

And who is gonna benefit more from this, a blue collar owner in Price Hill or Mr Money Bags in Indian Hills?

5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 2d

This day in 2017 Actress Alyssa Milano's tweet "If you’ve been sexually harassed or assaulted write 'me too'" went viral, prompting a flood of replies across social media

Of course, the only option left for men was to destroy democracy

5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 2d

That kickstand needs some help!

5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 3d

YES!!

Ben Ross @benakl.bsky.social · 3d

I'll just be a minute

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5chw4r7z @5chw4r7z.bsky.social · 3d

Tuesdays are for group rides
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