45th Parallel Gomorrahn Storytelling Brigade
@45thabsurdist.bsky.social
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Now is the time of Monsters. Who put all this order here?
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clairewillett.bsky.social
the Bajoran version of the Bechdel test is “do two named women talk to each other about something other than murder” and I love “Deep Space Nine” because it fails almost every episode
45thabsurdist.bsky.social
The GOP has lost The Oregonian.
oregonian.com
U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet"

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
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unpresidentedbrass.bsky.social
We will be going to Clark county jail tonight to support our band member and the others who are being held there after arrest yesterday.
Taking us citizens out of state to detain them without charge is a new action from the Feds and should be opposed. There will be music 🙂🎺
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noturtlesoup17.bsky.social
You can just share my video from me instead of sharing a screen recording of my video from a content farm account that isn’t on the scene btw.
noturtlesoup17.bsky.social
The inflatables have made it to Broadview.
45thabsurdist.bsky.social
Sam Altman, crawling right up to the edge of saying "AI will never do anything that can really be considered actual productive work" and staring at it with perpetually wet, unseeing eyes.

And then mumbling "all the poors *might* have to die" before shedding his skin and swallowing it like a toad.
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svartflagg.bsky.social
Today in Portland, a fed shooting pepper balls from the roof of the ICE facility was so eager to aim for people’s heads, that after shooting one photographer in the head and another in the upper arm, they accidentally shot a DHS agent in the head. This photo shows the moment of impact;
Riot cops standing a street with less-lethal weapons, and one in a gas mask has a cloud of pepper dust around his helmet.
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suzettesmith.bsky.social
Portland’s Emergency World Naked Bike Ride arrives at ICE
45thabsurdist.bsky.social
I saw these posts, and for a brief, exquisite moment, I thought that maybe It Had Happened Today.
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caymanwent.bsky.social
We often like to think of the US government as a stately, bureaucratic affair but we currently have an unpaid military forming breadlines while the unitary authority builds a lavish ballroom and you realize things haven’t progressed much since the Romanovs
aphclarkson.bsky.social
If this was happening in any other country you'd have journalists and analysts discussing risks of state failure
45thabsurdist.bsky.social
Peter Thiel has never been accused of being a Thing Understander.
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purrtah.bsky.social
Yea fuck this keep it closed down come hell or high water
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ianboudreau.com
I like how it looks like a bunch of happy cartoon animals have chased the goons up a tree
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prisonculture.bsky.social
They are not planning "a violent crackdown" on 10.18. What they are doing is sending a signal to their shock troops to try to cause havoc. But those shock troops will be vastly outnumbered. Go out and protest freely. Do not be cowed.
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davejorgenson.bsky.social
Stephen Miller froze after mentioning “plenary authority.”

… but what is plenary authority?
45thabsurdist.bsky.social
And their less data-dense counterparts, presbiterians
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shiningknightx.bsky.social
"we cant uninvent ai" no we cant but we couldnt uninvent nfts either and nobody gives a fuck about them anymore
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mark-bray.bsky.social
Our plane to Spain is in the air!

🙌🙌

Thank you so much to the countless people supporting us in every way and in particular all of the Rutgers students and faculty who have supported us every step of the way.
45thabsurdist.bsky.social
Irrelevant fun fact: the Constitution once had an emoluments clause, to prevent the president from using his position to enrich himself in a way that would be corrupting to the public interest of the office. Jimmy Carter had to sell his peanut farm to avoid the appearance of impropriety.

Anyway...
atrupar.com
Trump Watches commercials are now running regularly on Newsmax
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thetnholler.bsky.social
CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?
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mark-bray.bsky.social
“Someone” cancelled my family’s flight out of the country at the last second.

We got our boarding passes. We checked our bags. Went through security. Then at our gate our reservation ‘disappeared.’
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mark-bray.bsky.social
Spoke with cnn while sitting on the floor of my hotel room hallway bc my family were asleep in the other room.
6a E Mark.mp4 - 6a E Mark - Frame.io
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esqueer.net
Not for nothing but if you're high profile and need to flee the US, don't tell anyone in advance. It's also most certainly better to leave via a smaller land border crossing and catch your flight from Canada or Mexico. Much less ability for the feds to prevent you from leaving that way.
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swin24.bsky.social
A healthy democracy, where the leader and his followers spent a week threatening the destruction of the UN because the president fucked up an escalator briefly, and we all just moved on largely because the president was busy invading his own people’s territory in part because he got mad at a tv