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2d6 Kobolds @2d6kobolds.bsky.social · 4d

My rogue just rolled a nat 1 on a Con save while drinking and got fuckin BLASTED from one beer.

#D&D

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2d6 Kobolds @2d6kobolds.bsky.social · 5d

New poll

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 7d

Cartoon by John Deering.

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2d6 Kobolds @2d6kobolds.bsky.social · 11d

My co worker is being charged $33,000 for the medication that she needs to live.

So instead, she is buying the same amount from Mexico for $10.

America is such a fucking joke.

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2d6 Kobolds @2d6kobolds.bsky.social · 12d

So I guess I'm... Accidentally writing a novel? Am I a writer now? I have no idea how this happened but I'm suddenly in the middle of chapter 18, and I'm scared and confused.

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2d6 Kobolds @2d6kobolds.bsky.social · 12d

Just the sight of that man triggers such a knee-jerk fight-or-flight response in me.

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2d6 Kobolds @2d6kobolds.bsky.social · 13d

He-Man is a Magical Girl anime.

Change my mind.

2d6 Kobolds @2d6kobolds.bsky.social · 16d

A while back, my players in my homebrew D&D campaign found a minor magic item. Just for fun, I decided to start writing a little lore blurb about the item, and I ended up writing a little bit more than I initially meant to.

I just finished writing chapter 15 today.

#D&D

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2d6 Kobolds @2d6kobolds.bsky.social · 20d

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2d6 Kobolds @2d6kobolds.bsky.social · 20d

Warlock: "I rolled a 21 to hit the Mimic."

Me: "You hit the Mimic right in the chest."

#D&D

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 20d

Cool story but when are we going to afford beef again?

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2d6 Kobolds @2d6kobolds.bsky.social · 21d

My #D&D players found a magic item, and I decided that I wanted to write a little lore blurb about it for them to read, as a little extra backstory.

12 chapters later, I've realized that I might be getting a little carried away.

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2d6 Kobolds @2d6kobolds.bsky.social · 22d

There's something mildly surreal about using a wet wipe to clean your own blood off of a high schooler's hands after he's done kicking your ass.

Ah, the joys of working in special education.

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2d6 Kobolds @2d6kobolds.bsky.social · 28d

Hell yeah, I love gnolls.

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2d6 Kobolds @2d6kobolds.bsky.social · Sep 11

It's 9/11 eve, don't forget to leave milk and cookies out for George W. Bush tonight.

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2d6 Kobolds @2d6kobolds.bsky.social · Sep 11

Committing hostile acts against pedophiles ought to be the norm, and the duty of all decent people.

2d6 Kobolds @2d6kobolds.bsky.social · Sep 11

Charlie Kirk once said that "empathy is a made up, new age term that does a lot of damage."

Therefore, I believe that the most respectful way to honor his death is by not giving a single fuck.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · Sep 10

Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.

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2d6 Kobolds @2d6kobolds.bsky.social · Sep 7

It's hard not to feel hopeless about the world lately.

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2d6 Kobolds @2d6kobolds.bsky.social · Sep 5

This is a spicy spam and rice snack from a convenience store.

It is also the name of my next D&D character.

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2d6 Kobolds @2d6kobolds.bsky.social · Sep 4

Say no more.

2d6 Kobolds @2d6kobolds.bsky.social · Sep 4

One like and I'll TPK my #Starfinder players tonight.

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2d6 Kobolds @2d6kobolds.bsky.social · Sep 2

The last time the whole world prayed this hard for one man's demise, he ended up shooting himself in an underground shelter in Berlin.

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2d6 Kobolds @2d6kobolds.bsky.social · Sep 1

I love working with kids, but I hate that constantly being sick is just a normal part of it. I JUST got over Covid a couple weeks ago (for the eighth time!) and now I have a damn cold.

2d6 Kobolds @2d6kobolds.bsky.social · Aug 30

My D&D games keep getting canceled because people keep getting sick.

I blame RFK Jr. He's ruining D&D.

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