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boocanan @boocanan.bsky.social · 2h

genuine LOL

"The Chase", a new comic by Gary Larson.

two langskips, one ship, black and red, with a two-headed, four-armed, three-legged dragon on its flag, is in hot pursuit of the other ship, which has a cute design of innocent little fat kitties in a basket on its flag

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 3h

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 13h

itagaki in the many years that it could have happened i heard exactly zero positive stories about your conduct from anyone who knew you. but when capcom dropped devil may cry and all the old boys set themselves on fire trying to replicate it you were the first and last guy to thread the needle

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 13h

thinking about how the literal first five frames of ninja gaiden 2 is about dealing with a dude who spawns behind you about to punch you in the the head

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Kingdom Hearts Frames @khframes.bsky.social · 1d

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 20h

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 21h

shift complete weekend begins

billy woods & Kenny Segal (Feat. ShrapKnel) - Babylon by Bus (Official Visualizer)

YouTube video by billy woods

youtu.be

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 22h

should blaze roll attack be forgot and never brought to mind / i cannot edit this here post, you have put me in a bind

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 22h

(auld lang syne) should mortal kombat armageddon come back out on steam / onaga was a cooler boss but blaze had lava beam

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 23h

is john wick more princess than morty seinfeld?

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 23h

right

i got fucking dumbledore on the fucking thing.

big highlights of the similar to list is being both neo and morpheus, guinan from star trek, han from f&f, dale cooper AND fox mulder, and probably the first ever time one of these things ever had to put up the shawshank redemption.

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 1d

toguro tastic

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igreja cuntolica lacrostolica @cuntolicismo.bsky.social · 4d

tweet de @catshitgirl do dia 15/02/2022 que diz "sam levinson think he ryan murphy. ryan murphy think he john waters. john waters think he the hamburglar.

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 1d

ono hoppin onto delightworks through melty blood and saying "the plan to make the DLC characters free shocked me!" i fuckin bet it did! it must have been weird when all the characters didn't get six shitty animal costumes in barely-labeled packs for fifteen bucks a case too! you utter carny!

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 1d

something of a sordid thrill in watching 2011-2018 capcom trying to break out from beneath the ice

Tak @takgoup.bsky.social · 1d

Capcom should die. Give all their IPs to less stupid people.

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 1d

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 1d

what must happen to this creature resists meaningful summary

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 1d

the dude made the KI DU DUHHH fatality sound. he's why the uppercut is so good. you dont fumble with your pockets with a man like that, you give him the keys to whatever city he moves to

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 1d

i do a big poo on NRS all the time but there is no fuckin way in hell that im gonna pass up throwin it to dan—just about everything that gave mortal kombat its impact and longevity falls to him

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Ed Boon @noobde.bsky.social · 1d

After an incredible 37 year career, on October 1st, Dan Forden (1/4 of the original Mortal Kombat team) began his well earned retirement. I cannot overstate the impact Dan has made on pinball, videogames, NetherRealm & especially Mortal Kombat.

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youtu.be/m16_Aw7asuU

Dan Forden retires + toasty

YouTube video by noobde

youtu.be

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 1d

reckon the odds actually are pretty good he'd reported himself to see if anyone could bail him out of goin beyond the infinite

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 1d

apparently there is a man in langley who is high on the marijuana and driving incredibly slowly in loops around his neighborhood

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 1d

uber driver has the police dispatch on. asked the guy about it which was an incredibly bad idea on its face but apparently it is legal and the guy just got that sick of the top 40s. takes all kinds

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 1d

shift complete

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