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Dan the Beav 🦫

@14osu.gobeavs.app

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Alumni of Oregon STATE University. Married to a WAZZU alum. Atheist. Future Scottish citizen 2030. Lover of nature, The PAC-12, hip-hop and F1. Original member of the Beaver Peace Corps

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Dan the Beav 🦫 @14osu.gobeavs.app · Jun 19

You don’t say? 🤔

This pretty much sums up everything right now.

Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · Jun 19

“This combustible mixture of ignorance and power, sooner or later, is going to blow up in our faces”

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Dan the Beav 🦫 @14osu.gobeavs.app · 39m

They are both glorious and courteous 👊🏼😊

Dan the Beav 🦫 @14osu.gobeavs.app · 1h

Good lord 😳

We are on borrowed time…

HOUSE OF CARDS

Dan the Beav 🦫 @14osu.gobeavs.app · 1h

Been feeling that way for quite a while. Ever since they started to invest in each other.

I want to hold out for Nvidia to hit $225, but I get more nervous every day.

It’s a house of cards and there’s a storm ⛈️ on the way.

Dan the Beav 🦫 @14osu.gobeavs.app · 1h

Nothing. Just @morkandminksy.bsky.social and I riffing a bit.

I’ve been to Belgium. It’s glorious. They don’t deserve to go.

Dan the Beav 🦫 @14osu.gobeavs.app · 1h

Yes. It’s a killer.

Thanks for inviting me. Here’s 5 shares of Nvidia. You’re welcome. I’ll check the Insta later.

Dan the Beav 🦫 @14osu.gobeavs.app · 1h

Problem solved 👊🏼🤣

Dan the Beav 🦫 @14osu.gobeavs.app · 1h

This market man…I don’t f*cking get it 🤷🏻‍♂️

- Inflation is higher
- Prices are up
- Un-employment is up
- The last jobs report was a catastrophe
- The government is shut down
- Tariff war with China
- Humiliating Canada
- Demoloshing the White House 🤦🏻‍♂️

Stocks on the rise

…we are in the upside down

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Dan the Beav 🦫 @14osu.gobeavs.app · 1h

Belgium is super nice. I board that plane right now.

Dan the Beav 🦫 @14osu.gobeavs.app · 1h

🤣

5th - deport everyone in the room to Belgium

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Dan the Beav 🦫 @14osu.gobeavs.app · 1h

I was a groomsman 7 times. A best man 3 times. I declined the 8th…I simply couldn’t afford it.

This “honor” absolutely WRECKED my finances in my 20s.

This crap has been going on since, at least, the 90s. End it.

Homes can be purchased instead.

The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 2h

The once-simple request of "Will you be my bridesmaid?" has metastasized into destination accommodations, $800 gowns, and multiple showers. Annie Joy Williams on the inflation of the bridesmaid economy:

Bridesmaid Inflation

Why are we making those we love most suffer for our weddings?

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Dan the Beav 🦫 @14osu.gobeavs.app · 1h

There it is! 👆🏼

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Dan the Beav 🦫 @14osu.gobeavs.app · 2h

3rd - NEVER eat there again.

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Dan the Beav 🦫 @14osu.gobeavs.app · 2h

The guy who said, “Do you want me to say something?”

JUST SAY SOMETHING 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Also an option…👇🏼

Walk the f*ck out and throw the food in the trash.

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Dan the Beav 🦫 @14osu.gobeavs.app · 3h

Looks like you have until about 10:00am to get some things done 😊

Bring it on!

Dan the Beav 🦫 @14osu.gobeavs.app · 10h

Make a movie food:

Bite Club: A tapas restaurant so good, but you’re not allowed to talk about it

Jason @hecubus01.bsky.social · 11h

Make a movie food:

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Chicken Fried Steak

Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 11h

Escape From New York Style Cheesecake

Dan the Beav 🦫 @14osu.gobeavs.app · 10h

Timeless

Dan the Beav 🦫 @14osu.gobeavs.app · 11h

That’s because our previous presidents were adults…and not spoiled nepo-billionaires

Dan the Beav 🦫 @14osu.gobeavs.app · 11h

Got the candles ready. Working on my witchcraft now.

We got this 👊🏼

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Dan the Beav 🦫 @14osu.gobeavs.app · 12h

Fucking amazing that one person is being allowed to jerk around the entire world.

I fear this has happened before 😳

Dan the Beav 🦫 @14osu.gobeavs.app · 12h

Get ready to see the graphs 📉 go down again.

If you didn’t catch this ad that Ontario is running…it’s a must. I saw it for the first time during game 7 Toronto vs Seattle the other night 🤌🏼

Gee…I guess it pissed him off 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Dan the Beav 🦫 @14osu.gobeavs.app · 12h

I saw it for the first time during game 7

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pdx law grrrl @pdxlawgrrrl.bsky.social · 13h

Federal agents raided the WRONG HOME in Portland—no warrant, guns drawn on a family with a baby. ICE still arrested 2 people after realizing the mistake. ICE official on the aggressive tactics: "If people interpret that as aggressive, so be it."

ICE official defends agency's tactics amid fallout from raid on wrong home in Portland, Oregon

In footage shared widely on social media last week, federal immigration agents were seen breaking into a home Portland, Oregon — but the person they were looking for doesn't live there.

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Dan the Beav 🦫 @14osu.gobeavs.app · 12h

Mine do this too. My theory is it’s for better traction 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Dan the Beav 🦫 @14osu.gobeavs.app · 13h

😂🤣😂🤣

WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 13h

Godfrey doing his Trump impression with Dr. Dre in the studio 🤣💀

Dan the Beav 🦫 @14osu.gobeavs.app · 13h

I’ve seen 1916 and 1937. I can’t validate which year is correct on Rockefeller.