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amanda. pushing 40, queer af, handcrafted meme artisan. not a top just a capricorn. you cannot misgender me in any way that matters. eldritch Victorian boat narrative enthusiast, 'too powerful, capable of great menace' - @juliankjarboe

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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · Jul 30

Who can find a competent male instacart shopper? for his price is far above rubies. The heart of his customer doth safely trust in him, so that they shall have no need of spoil. He will do them good and not evil all the days of his life.

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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 1h

oh no, I DO want the try the pumpkin scent @withoutstories.bsky.social

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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 3h

There is an actual life-changing conflict between WFH being cheaper and more efficient, an entire layer of middle managers who need to have meetings to feel alive, and the commercial real estate cabal that runs all cities. It’s going to get so fucking weird.

Hell-Raea-ser 🦋✨🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @raea.meangirls.online · 3h

remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears

Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 3h

2. Rolling Stone is owned by a large media conglomerate, which is ending remote work across its brands.

My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.

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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 1h

spent hours at Logan, flew to Philly, spent hours in the Philly airport, flew to Burlington well after midnight, dad took me to Al's and I was like THANK GOD I NEED THIS

that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 1h

the last time I was there was after an all-day airport/flying fiasco where I broke down crying on the phone with the poor airline rep because I was going to miss my grandmother's birthday party, and I was like "CAN YOU GET GET ME ANYWHERE IN UPSTATE NEW YORK. VERMONT. LOWER CANADA"

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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 1h

I can't speak to most of these states, but I will co-sign Vermont's
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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 1h

jk I have toiled in the Coffeeshop Mines and I simply endeavor to get a good grade in customer (match the energy/greeting, get off my damn phone when its my turn in line, tip well, the end)

that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 1h

when you order A Baked Good from the coffee shop and the barista gives you the largest one. what are we.

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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 2h

Cult of the Lamb: Woolhaven | New Ranching Overview Gameplay | Coming Early 2026 www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGIJ...

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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 3h

the internet was down for a while and now my motivation is gone

that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 3h

i have put Moonsigil Atlas down.............

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Alt: bob 's burgers bobs burgers bobs burgers bobs burgers bobs burgers bobs burgers bobs burgers bobs burgers

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heather 🌮🔔 @crunchwrap.bsky.social · 4h

This is the best editor's note:

How do you feel about becoming a political lightning rod?

People occasionally just flip [me] off or whatever, but nobody's come up to me and tried to make a statement about anything. Personally, it's kind of dumb. It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is. [Editor’s note: Taylor was arrested and plead guilty to conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.]

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 3h

No problem, the VP says you can say anything you want when you are a child of under 40 years old.

CNN @cnn.com · 8h

A Marine veteran turned oyster farmer who is now a rising Democratic Senate candidate once called himself a “communist,” dismissed “all” police as bastards, and said rural White Americans “actually are” racist and stupid, according to deleted social media posts seen by CNN. https://cnn.it/47sXon6

‘I got older and became a communist': Deleted posts show Maine Senate hopeful's raw views on politics, war, and police | CNN Politics

Graham Platner, a Marine veteran turned oyster farmer, now disavows posts he made years ago, saying they came from a time when he felt disillusioned and angry and expressed those emotions online.

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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 3h

HOLY SHIT I DID IT, TITAN DOWN

that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 3h

going into the boss battle knowing you're turbo fucked

a man in a helmet is standing in front of a crowd and saying we who are about to die salute you .

Alt: a man in a helmet is standing in front of a crowd and saying we who are about to die salute you .

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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 3h

sir you are doing what to the what

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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 4h

Fallout: New Vegas Ultimate Edition (GOG) is free on Prime Gaming buff.ly/ZqVL0c0

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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 3h

ehehehehhehe

bought to get my ass whooped but u know

that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 4h

one run I will fill the entire board and my shrieks of delight and triumph will be heard up and down the east coast

that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 4h

its truly mindboggling

that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 4h

Hikaru: i really want to kill people so it would be best if I go back up the mountain and give you a peaceful life

Yoshiki: you little bitch you gave me half your soul in this stupid stone if you go up that mountain I'm dragging you back down myself #AmandaWatchesTSHD

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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 5h

this is honestly an INCREDIBLE design, whoever had a hand in this should be proud of themselves

that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 5h

unfortunately the Monster High Skullector Alien Doll might be the cuntiest thing I've ever seen and I want it so bad
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💬 12 🔁 1894 ❤️ 3072 · Monster High Skullector Alien Doll

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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 5h

a man in a suit and tie says " what the f ** k are we doing here ? "

Alt: a man in a suit and tie says " what the f ** k are we doing here ? "

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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 5h

remember Jane, the woman who is so bad at her job I continue to wonder how she has it?

she replied to an email from JULY 31 about travel funding trying to kick the can to us and other admin had to be like "...... yeah that trip happened last month we took care of it"

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that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode @1001cranes.bsky.social · 5h

HIKARU WE MIGHT NEED TO PUT YOU IN RICE. TURN YOU OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN, ETC ETC #AmandaWatchesTSHD