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Bry 007, 31, Afro-Hispanic, Denver CO. Your friendly genderfluid meme slut who loves underwear (mostly thongs), gaming, fitness, cocktails, horror movies, cunty dips, blatant nudity, and big dildos. $5 OF at the link in bio. linktr.ee/1000yearwhore

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 6d

Sure, why not, I'll bite!

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 5h

Took the photo as she was gonna blink, but it totally looks like Meganium is just mean mugging me. 🤣

Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 6h

Is it a brand name medication? If so, there should be a copay card from the manufacturer that can reduce the cost drastically.

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 10h

You want the party gays hopped up on G & T to not only convert from imperial to metric, but then from CM to M afterwards? They're gonna have an aneurysm. 😭

Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 10h

I was trying to find a photo of Randall, and because I couldn't remember his name, I just googled "That bitch ass snitch from 'Recess'!", and it all worked out.

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 10h

I just know @undiesgeek85.bsky.social was taking these photos like

Amazing Sweetie GIF

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Erick @witchy_booty @mysticthonger.bsky.social · 13h

🥰❤️‍🔥🥰

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 12h

Unfortunately not, after seeing some of the changes he wanted to implement in the Wicked movie that Cynthia/Ariana had to push back against. Sorta makes sense why he wasn't nominated for any directing awards.

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Undiesgeek85 @undiesgeek85.bsky.social · 1d

When hubby asks what’s for dinner?
Me:

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 1d

I will say, the biggest disappointment with Pokemon Legends Z-A right now was that Naveen didn't turn out to be a stud like they initially looked, but was a cishet incel who had a parasocial relationship with a livestreamer. I was so happy for lesbian representation. 😭

Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 4d

The fact that a blocklist I subscribed to already did it for me is hilarious!

Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 4d

I'm about to become the Purple People Eater.

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Undiesgeek85 @undiesgeek85.bsky.social · 4d

When your @xdress.bsky.social matches the sweater it’s gonna be a good day 💜💜💜

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 4d

Or when they deliver on Saturday, and go "Left in the mailroom", and the delivery image is outside the loading dock by the dumpster that's only open 9-5 on weekends.

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 4d

Meganium is looking at me like "Now you know good goddamn well that my big-backed ass is not getting across this tiny ass beam!"

Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 4d

a man in a black suit says do it in white letters

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Connoralsodraws @connoralsodraws.bsky.social · 4d

Censored for modesty but have a festive fat ass Friday

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 4d

I love being "terminally online". A while back at work, they cracked down on emojis added to Slack, removing any deemed "Not Workplace Appropriate", but I noticed one I made of this image, titled "Is_he_you_know", is still there. I'm glad it's deepcut enough that the higher-ups didn't catch it. 🤣

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 4d

Those oranges look so sweet!

Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 4d

I mean, how else do you pass the time waiting on your air fryer? Happy #fatassfriday y'all! #faf

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 5d

Love that AI is actively stealing from artists, but they hired an actual artist to do illustrations because they probably couldn't trust AI to do so.

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 5d

30. Do you settle for 1 orgasm or go for multiple rounds? I usually only cum once, but because it takes me a while to cum, I can occasionally get 2-3 rounds out of whomever's fucking me.

Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 5d

29. What do you masturbate to? I am always a slut for a nice ass, cute thongs, or bottoms that can take BIG dicks. Those always get me going.

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 5d

28. Do you own any sex toys? If so, how many?

Y'all just opened up Pandora's Box with this. The answer is yes, I've got several. These are the most recent photos I've taken of said collection.

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 5d

Gonna Skip 20-27 because I'm not much of a "Kinky" person and don't do BDSM, so I don't think those questions apply to me.