[talking about pooping]
But what about second breakfast? What about elevensies? Luncheon? Afternoon tea?
But what about second breakfast? What about elevensies? Luncheon? Afternoon tea?
Personal rules for drinking while flying:
No brown liqueur. Makes my head spin.
No beer in the air, though I'll have one in the airport if I have an aisle seat. The needing to pee piece.
In the sky I'll go for coffee+bailey's if it's before 5pm, vodka cran, or red wine if I want to get sleepy.
No brown liqueur. Makes my head spin.
No beer in the air, though I'll have one in the airport if I have an aisle seat. The needing to pee piece.
In the sky I'll go for coffee+bailey's if it's before 5pm, vodka cran, or red wine if I want to get sleepy.
Tired: "taking off now, text you when we land"
Wired: "if we go down it wasn't an accident"
Wired: "if we go down it wasn't an accident"
The number of calls in this Arkansas-St. John's is disgusting. Feels like NBA refereeing has left college in the dust. Maybe it'll be better in later rounds
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Every time you see someone powerful acting like a craven coward in the face of this authoritarian menace, let it stiffen your own spine. We are all we've got.
Proud to report that at age 31 I have finally acquired a taste for raw onion
In these trying times, getting a filing cabinet has been a welcome boon to my mental health. Love organizing loose documents!
Satchmo got me through some stuff this year, and the Talking Heads took it from there in the fall
Ugh my beard is going white just as it was starting to get as full as I wanted
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Apple suspended buying ads on X. So did Disney. IBM. Best Buy. Coca Cola. Chipotle. Ford. GM. Lionsgate. Macys. Meta. NBC. Paramount. Pfizer. Sony. Verizon. Warner Brothers. Volkswagen. United.
But who’s still buying ads on X? The ADL, under Jonathan Greenblatt’s instructions.
But who’s still buying ads on X? The ADL, under Jonathan Greenblatt’s instructions.
Beautiful buildup to the United goal. Didn't think Wan-Bissaka had that touch in him
[me during the first episode of each season of righteous gemstones] OK this is funny but where's uncle baby billy
US Rangers and the likes in westerns always have legendary scouts with them (just started #3 in Lonesome Dove). For once I want to see a gang of cowpokes with a horseshit tracker that can't find anything they're looking for. Think they're headed to Spokane but end up in the middle of Montanny.
Tying a goldfish carton to my backpack like a neck pillow and carrying it around the airport
Channeling the energy of the thousands, if not millions of couples who've done it in the bed of our honeymoon retreat bnb. Learned a new move in my sleep last night.
I'm like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde if instead of there being a potion, Hyde starting coming out when Jekyll got too Sleepy