Also I need someone to buy me a horf transportation trailer so if the administration declares war on NYC for electing Mamdani I can go join the cavalry
November 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Got my steps in today retrieving the Horf. Our neighbors have a mare in heat and despite being a gelding Major is absolutely pining for her.
October 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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*sits Horf down for a serious talk* Listen, I know what this is like. I'm asexual and I pine for Chris Evans. That doesn't mean I'm allowed to follow him around, though.
October 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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HORF
October 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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If you have an horf, what is your favorite and most useful horf accessory? I neck rein but have a handmade McClellan saddle coming, so western bridle/rein accessories are likely to work but saddle accessories beyond blankets may get iffy. (already have a phone holder that will clip on)
October 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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@nordenheim.bsky.social took a risk and commissioned me to draw horf.
Or like, half horf.
But actually closer to 2/3 horf and 1/3 man which equals one Nord.
I think it went pretty well considering I almost never draw a honse.
Thank you again, Nord. 🧡
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#commission
Or like, half horf.
But actually closer to 2/3 horf and 1/3 man which equals one Nord.
I think it went pretty well considering I almost never draw a honse.
Thank you again, Nord. 🧡
🦜🪅
#commission
October 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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I will never obtain horf, but if horf, would 100% livestream.
October 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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According to Horf you are allowed to stand outside Chris Evans's paddock making sexy grunting noises
October 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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horf just got a lot of sudden extremely stressful things happen all at once
October 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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October 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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My favorite horf accessory: lots of money
Second favorite: a helmet
Third: good farrier
Fourth: good veterinarian who shares my values around QOL
Second favorite: a helmet
Third: good farrier
Fourth: good veterinarian who shares my values around QOL
October 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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She did let me get an horf
October 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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normalize farts and burps being 1000% pheromones and musk
there's no such thing as stench, everything about a body's odor is an aphrodisiac
eat ice cream? drink milk? horf down beans?
your farts are an intoxicating plume of pure sex and addiction that may make people pass out from orgasms
there's no such thing as stench, everything about a body's odor is an aphrodisiac
eat ice cream? drink milk? horf down beans?
your farts are an intoxicating plume of pure sex and addiction that may make people pass out from orgasms
October 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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This is why I have an horf. Can't none of these motherfuckers get me when I'm on mine horf. Just me and horf.
October 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Today's riding time was cut short because the wind came up and horf absolutely lost his shit about it. Since I am averse to dying I got off him long before he started pretending to be a giraffe and ignoring what his rider was saying.
This is why I have an horf. Can't none of these motherfuckers get me when I'm on mine horf. Just me and horf.
October 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Nothing wakes you up faster than the warm-wet staccato of a cat horf.
October 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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project meowmeow ultrakitty 2000 was a decent attempt
project horf chunk worked for a day
project bunny flop was an unmitigated disaster we may never financial recover from
project bread crumbs was moderately successful
we must evolve as man & machine
project Lynch is now in dreamflux development
project horf chunk worked for a day
project bunny flop was an unmitigated disaster we may never financial recover from
project bread crumbs was moderately successful
we must evolve as man & machine
project Lynch is now in dreamflux development
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October 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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And I'm sure you can also have horf trample them if they try to show up in person. >.>
October 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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They were fantastic and I did just HORF them things down
October 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Please see video. My time right now is mostly spent doing figure 8s in a round pen training myself that bit contact is forbidden after spending 20 years starting when I was 5 or 6 learning to ride English. Mine horf, he is so patient with doing little circles.
October 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Yes that is the only horf I own
October 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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I think I may get us a nice loping hackamore from www.ridgecreektack.com#/ - soft loping hacks are specifically designed to not bother the horse if someone is all over their face. And horf is super broke
Ridge Creek Natural Horsemanship Tack
Quality and custom tack made from high quality yacht rope. Perfect for natural horsemanship training!
www.ridgecreektack.com
October 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Mine horf received a terrible haircut today after I came out this morning to find him missing a huge chunk of his mane. So now he looks like a cavalry horf who just got out a couple months ago and is growing out his last buzz cut.
October 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Took the day off to go tromp through a pumpkin patch and horf down some fried biscuits, as is the autumn tradition.
October 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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