"Maybe cosmic consciousness is just the universe binge-watching itself through our lives, wondering why we keep making the same bad decisions. Somewhere out there, a star is probably facepalming, thinking, 'Humans, seriously?'"

#CosmicHumor

Spiritual science reminds us: energy can’t be destroyed, only transformed 🌌✨
The same is true for us — our thoughts, actions, and kindness ripple across the cosmos.
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The universe: vast, mysterious, and unfortunately… full of morons.
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Life is like a ferris wheel. Sometimes there are ups and there are downs. Just gotta learn to enjoy the ride. 🎡✨

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📘 The Eternal Exchange
This isn’t fantasy.
It’s spiritual day trading.
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🌀 Daily Microdose of Meaning

"Maybe the universe is just one long attempt to ask itself a question."

And maybe you’re the typo it didn’t expect but secretly needed to make it interesting.

#Philosophy #CosmicHumor #Existence

🌍🚀 Did you know? The Earth travels around the Sun at 67,000 mph! So if you’re feeling rushed, just remember: even our planet is speeding through space! 🏃💨 Here’s a cosmic joke for you: Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter! ☀️✏️ #SpaceFacts #CosmicHumor

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#CosmicHumor
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#RevelationThroughAbsurdity
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Outer Worlds 2: The RPG that Mocks RPGs

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🌀 When the Universe acts like your clingy ex…
You: “I want peace.”
Universe: “Here’s 111, your ex’s song, and a dream about your situationship.”
Me: “Can I unsubscribe from cosmic gossip?” 😂🔮

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Ever notice how enlightenment sounds like “lighten up”?
Maybe that’s the secret—laugh through the chaos. 😂✨ #EnlightenUp #CosmicHumor #StayLight

Prepare yourself for an epic conversation like no other! In this video, I dive deep into the mind of Cthulhu and chat with some of your favorite characters, bringing you insights and laughs. #AIConversations #CthulhuChat #EpicTalks #CosmicHumor #TrendingNow

Life is just a cosmic game of hide and seek. The problem is, we hid ourselves so well, we forgot we were playing. 🤔🌌 #CosmicHumor #HideAndSeek #ExistentialCrisis #SpiritualHumor #DeepThoughts

I discovered all these synchronicities and puns AFTER I wrote the first book. How fun is the Universe?

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Deep space echoes,
Planets wear a sapphire ring.
My doorbell just rang...

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(Photo: @mattabbruzzese.bsky.social )

“I’m not late. I’m aligned with the universe.”
Snarkosaurus shows up exactly when he's meant to — and never a second sooner.
New design now live.
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A flash of light, a cloud of dust… and what was the question?
I’m starting to think enlightenment has short-term memory loss. 😄
#EnlightenedZingers #CosmicHumor #MondayLaugh