🚨 ALERT! 🚨
Unknown vehicle approaching. Possible package. Probable threat.
I repeat: TUCK. NOISE. DETECTED.
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Unknown vehicle approaching. Possible package. Probable threat.
I repeat: TUCK. NOISE. DETECTED.
#clawsanddeflect #dogmeme #funnydog #amazontruck #doghumor #protectorpu
October 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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🎄 Tree? What tree?
I definitely didn’t obliterate your holiday hopes before December even started.
Try again when the house isn’t made of paper and bad decisions.
#TooSoon #NotSorry
#clawsanddeflect #smugcat #holidaychaos #naughtylist #catlife
I definitely didn’t obliterate your holiday hopes before December even started.
Try again when the house isn’t made of paper and bad decisions.
#TooSoon #NotSorry
#clawsanddeflect #smugcat #holidaychaos #naughtylist #catlife
October 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Move along, Whiskers! I’m the snuggle shift supervisor. Pet me like you mean it. 🐾
#dogmeme #doghumor #dachshund #catmeme #petmemes #clawsanddeflect
#dogmeme #doghumor #dachshund #catmeme #petmemes #clawsanddeflect
October 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Booked. Buffed. Bougie. 💅
Sparkle level: blinding. ✨
Yes, I’m tipping in treats.
#dogmeme #funnydog #doghumor #doggrooming #spoileddog #clawsanddeflect
Sparkle level: blinding. ✨
Yes, I’m tipping in treats.
#dogmeme #funnydog #doghumor #doggrooming #spoileddog #clawsanddeflect
October 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Every night, the same concert. No tickets, no encore, just pure drama at 3AM. 🎶🐾
#catlife #funnycats #sleepdeprived #catparents #clawsanddeflect
#catlife #funnycats #sleepdeprived #catparents #clawsanddeflect
October 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Turns out my “kids” chase toys, not curfews. 🐾
#pets #petlife #petparents #funnyanimals #clawsanddeflect
#pets #petlife #petparents #funnyanimals #clawsanddeflect
October 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Who needs snooze when you’ve got smooch? ❤️⏰
#dogs #doglife #dogsofinstagram #dogmemes #clawsanddeflect
#dogs #doglife #dogsofinstagram #dogmemes #clawsanddeflect
October 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Just when you thought you had boundaries… adorable. 😼🐾
#cats #catlife #catsofinstagram #catmemes #clawsanddeflect
#cats #catlife #catsofinstagram #catmemes #clawsanddeflect
October 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Sorry, plans canceled. The couch crew booked me first. 🛋️🐾😼🐕
#pets #petlife #petparents #funnyanimals #clawsanddeflect
#pets #petlife #petparents #funnyanimals #clawsanddeflect
October 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Feline flirt alert! 🐈⬛ "Meow you doin?" is now available throughout the store.
Collection includes tees, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, totes, pillows, stickers, posters, and blankets.
Shop now → clawsanddeflect.etsy.com
#clawsanddeflect #catenthusiasts #felinehumor #catapparel #howyoudoin
Collection includes tees, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, totes, pillows, stickers, posters, and blankets.
Shop now → clawsanddeflect.etsy.com
#clawsanddeflect #catenthusiasts #felinehumor #catapparel #howyoudoin
October 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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The only thing vicious about this pup is his gas 💨🐕
#dogs #doglife #dogsofinstagram #dogmemes #clawsanddeflect
#dogs #doglife #dogsofinstagram #dogmemes #clawsanddeflect
October 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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September 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Friday night plans? Just me and the kids at the movies. 🎬🐾
#dogmemes #catmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect
#dogmemes #catmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect
September 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Breaking news: 92% of laps failed inspection. Zero refunds. 🐈⬛
#catmemes #funnycats #cattitude #petmemes #clawsanddeflect
#catmemes #funnycats #cattitude #petmemes #clawsanddeflect
September 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Turns out… teamwork isn’t always a good thing. 🐾😼🐶
#dogmemes #catmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect
#dogmemes #catmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect
September 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Majestic. Delicate. Also a certified weapon of mass destruction. 😼✨
#catsofinstagram #catmemes #funnycats #petlife #clawsanddeflect
#catsofinstagram #catmemes #funnycats #petlife #clawsanddeflect
September 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Plans for global takeover? On hold. Priorities: belly rubs first. 🐾✨
#dogmemes #funnydogs #doglife #petmemes #clawsanddeflect
#dogmemes #funnydogs #doglife #petmemes #clawsanddeflect
September 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Stealth mode? Denied. We hear everything. 🔑🐕🐈
#dogmemes #catmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect
#dogmemes #catmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect
September 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Every kingdom has its ruler. This one just happens to shed. 👑🐾
#catsofinstagram #catmemes #funnycats #petlife #clawsanddeflect
#catsofinstagram #catmemes #funnycats #petlife #clawsanddeflect
September 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Some legends follow rules. This one rewrote them. 🐾✨
#dogmemes #funnydogs #doglife #petmemes #clawsanddeflect
#dogmemes #funnydogs #doglife #petmemes #clawsanddeflect
September 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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They said get a long little doggy, so we did. 🐾
Doxie gear for every day: tee, sweatshirt, tanks, mug, tote, pillow, sticker, poster, blanket. 10 items, all attitude. 🖤
Shop the collection now →
clawsanddeflect.etsy.com
#clawsanddeflect #dachshund #wienerdog #doxie #doglovers #giftideas
Doxie gear for every day: tee, sweatshirt, tanks, mug, tote, pillow, sticker, poster, blanket. 10 items, all attitude. 🖤
Shop the collection now →
clawsanddeflect.etsy.com
#clawsanddeflect #dachshund #wienerdog #doxie #doglovers #giftideas
September 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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If you don't have a fur family, you won't get it. 📞💬
#petparents #petmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect
#petparents #petmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect
September 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Mail’s here. Dog’s on siren duty, cat’s in HR.
#dogmemes #catmemes #funnyanimals #mondaymood #clawsanddeflect
#dogmemes #catmemes #funnyanimals #mondaymood #clawsanddeflect
September 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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New collection just dropped 👙🐾 couture by chaos.
#catmemes #dogmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect
#catmemes #dogmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect
September 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Sorry, this squad is invite-only 😴😸
#catsofinstagram #funnycats #catnap #thursdaymood #clawsanddeflect
#catsofinstagram #funnycats #catnap #thursdaymood #clawsanddeflect
September 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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