#SmartHat
So smart it smarts.

Anyone dumb enough to buy anything other than a phone with the word thmart tacked on to it deserves what they get.

Fuckit in a SmartBucket, I'm laughing so hard at these gullibles.

Hey, buy a SmartHat with horns on the inside.
It's so cool, cool lingo people call it a SHat.
For a few hours, a service outage at AWS triggered malfunctions across the internet.

But it perhaps was felt most by those sleeping on these smart beds that rudely awoke them with upright inclines, unbearable warmth, flashing lights or alarms.
Smart beds flipped out during the AWS outage, and so did their sleepy owners
Some Eight Sleep mattress users had a rude awakening after the Amazon Web Services outage, with reports of beds stuck upright and haywire temperatures.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM Everybody can reply
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Imagine the future where we have to look at the EnergyStar rating and HitlerConcerns score for products.

You want a hat but they only make SmartHats(TM) and the SmartHat has a HitlerConcern score slightly lower than your phone but the battery life is good so what can you do?
August 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM Everybody can reply
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from Gadget Gate
ガス警報機能も搭載、作業員の安全を強化するスマートヘルメット「SmartHat」

URL: https://gadget.phileweb.com/post-62397/
December 4, 2023 at 4:30 PM Everybody can reply
6 Proxgy, SmartHat ile güvenlik kaskını yeniden icat etti.
www.proxgy.com/products/sma...
January 11, 2024 at 9:31 AM Everybody can reply