Hegseth will pay for his crimes when this is all over. This entire assclown parade will. Count on it.
Rapist drunkard Fox Propagandist Pete Hegseth is a sadistic killer, a terrorist and a global threat who should be charged with crimes against humanity. The only reason he refers to himself as the “secretary of war” is because he’s a small insignificant man with tiny D syndrome.
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Hegseth will pay for his crimes when this is all over. This entire assclown parade will. Count on it.
SCOTUS will still be defending this assclown if his approval drops under 25%.
so, so desperate.
so, so desperate.
December 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
SCOTUS will still be defending this assclown if his approval drops under 25%.
so, so desperate.
so, so desperate.
Just the one thing?🤔
I'm not sure there's a big enough tarp to cover all of the nutfuckery that goes on within this assclown circus.
I'm not sure there's a big enough tarp to cover all of the nutfuckery that goes on within this assclown circus.
December 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Just the one thing?🤔
I'm not sure there's a big enough tarp to cover all of the nutfuckery that goes on within this assclown circus.
I'm not sure there's a big enough tarp to cover all of the nutfuckery that goes on within this assclown circus.
by whatever dumbass system of logic this fool operates on, i guess Manny, a character from the same movie series, looks like shit because he's a woolly mammoth, and they had coats of brown hair.
i can't even with this assclown. 🤪🍑🤡
i can't even with this assclown. 🤪🍑🤡
a close up of a mammoth 's face with its mouth open
Alt: a .gif of Manny from the Ice Age movie series.
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December 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
by whatever dumbass system of logic this fool operates on, i guess Manny, a character from the same movie series, looks like shit because he's a woolly mammoth, and they had coats of brown hair.
i can't even with this assclown. 🤪🍑🤡
i can't even with this assclown. 🤪🍑🤡
He is such a Duterte style assclown.
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
He is such a Duterte style assclown.
Good morning friend 😎 sadly the ASSCLOWN still believes military members are suckers and losers.
a sign that says support our troops with an army star
ALT: a sign that says support our troops with an army star
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December 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Good morning friend 😎 sadly the ASSCLOWN still believes military members are suckers and losers.
Does this assclown really need a name card at his own golf club?
What a loser!
What a loser!
December 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Does this assclown really need a name card at his own golf club?
What a loser!
What a loser!
Good morning friend 😎 I'm convinced the ASSCLOWN and Putin are in cahoots to destroy Ukraine for monetary reasons. They both know the rare earth minerals will bring them a huge windfall. Of course trump is blind with greed and will get screwed by the more intelligent Putin.
December 6, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Good morning friend 😎 I'm convinced the ASSCLOWN and Putin are in cahoots to destroy Ukraine for monetary reasons. They both know the rare earth minerals will bring them a huge windfall. Of course trump is blind with greed and will get screwed by the more intelligent Putin.
Tom Cotton. The dude that lied about his own service record.
Can no one primary this lying assclown?
Can no one primary this lying assclown?
December 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Tom Cotton. The dude that lied about his own service record.
Can no one primary this lying assclown?
Can no one primary this lying assclown?
This episode of The Real AssClowns of D.C. sucks.
Drunk AssClown 🍸 🍑 🤡 is losing what little sense he had.
Maybe he can hook up with Puppy Killer AssClown 🐕 🔫 🍑🤡 and give Lewandowski a break.
Drunk AssClown 🍸 🍑 🤡 is losing what little sense he had.
Maybe he can hook up with Puppy Killer AssClown 🐕 🔫 🍑🤡 and give Lewandowski a break.
December 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This episode of The Real AssClowns of D.C. sucks.
Drunk AssClown 🍸 🍑 🤡 is losing what little sense he had.
Maybe he can hook up with Puppy Killer AssClown 🐕 🔫 🍑🤡 and give Lewandowski a break.
Drunk AssClown 🍸 🍑 🤡 is losing what little sense he had.
Maybe he can hook up with Puppy Killer AssClown 🐕 🔫 🍑🤡 and give Lewandowski a break.
Senator Cotton is the assclown of the millennium…
…he is the assclown all others are judged by
…he is the assclown all others are judged by
We need an assclown of the month award.
OK, assclown of the week.
OK, OK, assclown of the day.
Nevermind, assclown of the hour.
For the 10:00 time slot, Senator Cotton gets the award.
Tom Cotton
Assclown of the hour.
🍑🤡🏆
OK, assclown of the week.
OK, OK, assclown of the day.
Nevermind, assclown of the hour.
For the 10:00 time slot, Senator Cotton gets the award.
Tom Cotton
Assclown of the hour.
🍑🤡🏆
December 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Senator Cotton is the assclown of the millennium…
…he is the assclown all others are judged by
…he is the assclown all others are judged by
We need an assclown of the month award.
OK, assclown of the week.
OK, OK, assclown of the day.
Nevermind, assclown of the hour.
For the 10:00 time slot, Senator Cotton gets the award.
Tom Cotton
Assclown of the hour.
🍑🤡🏆
OK, assclown of the week.
OK, OK, assclown of the day.
Nevermind, assclown of the hour.
For the 10:00 time slot, Senator Cotton gets the award.
Tom Cotton
Assclown of the hour.
🍑🤡🏆
December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
We need an assclown of the month award.
OK, assclown of the week.
OK, OK, assclown of the day.
Nevermind, assclown of the hour.
For the 10:00 time slot, Senator Cotton gets the award.
Tom Cotton
Assclown of the hour.
🍑🤡🏆
OK, assclown of the week.
OK, OK, assclown of the day.
Nevermind, assclown of the hour.
For the 10:00 time slot, Senator Cotton gets the award.
Tom Cotton
Assclown of the hour.
🍑🤡🏆
Yeah…time to boycott FIFA until they get rid of that assclown of a FIFA president
December 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Yeah…time to boycott FIFA until they get rid of that assclown of a FIFA president
A golden Orange 🍊 trophy 🏆 for assclown of the millenia.
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
A golden Orange 🍊 trophy 🏆 for assclown of the millenia.
"Assclown" holds a special memory for me! When someone asked me what I thought of Trump, just a few days after he announced in 2015, I said no way, he's such an assclown.
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
"Assclown" holds a special memory for me! When someone asked me what I thought of Trump, just a few days after he announced in 2015, I said no way, he's such an assclown.
Assclown on stage #FIFAWorldCup #WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Assclown on stage #FIFAWorldCup #WorldCupDraw
... And, to boot, the drunken POS can't salute.
Why is this ASSCLOWN defense secretary?
Oh, wait ... the biggest ASSHOLE in history appointed him and the asshole repug majority approved him.
Why is this ASSCLOWN defense secretary?
Oh, wait ... the biggest ASSHOLE in history appointed him and the asshole repug majority approved him.
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
... And, to boot, the drunken POS can't salute.
Why is this ASSCLOWN defense secretary?
Oh, wait ... the biggest ASSHOLE in history appointed him and the asshole repug majority approved him.
Why is this ASSCLOWN defense secretary?
Oh, wait ... the biggest ASSHOLE in history appointed him and the asshole repug majority approved him.
Yea, verily, Tapper is an assclown.
Biden shows a bit of cognitive decline:
@jaketapper.bsky.social writes a whole ass book.
Trump falls asleep at his own cabinet meetings and daily acts like the most demented psychopath on Earth:
@jaketapper.bsky.social says "that's just Trump being Trump."
That's why Jake Tapper is a damn clown.
@jaketapper.bsky.social writes a whole ass book.
Trump falls asleep at his own cabinet meetings and daily acts like the most demented psychopath on Earth:
@jaketapper.bsky.social says "that's just Trump being Trump."
That's why Jake Tapper is a damn clown.
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Yea, verily, Tapper is an assclown.