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@zzbenz.bsky.social
your fanta se girl
goin full Charlie Day rn
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
the only rule is it begins
December 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
szn
December 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
behold a giant, locking, on wheels makeup case (for makeup artists)! it holds ALL my shit and has room to grow. and it locks. AND I CAN COVER IT IN STICKERS.

this will also be awesome for if i move or travel, as I can break the case down into smaller compartments.
December 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
fin.
December 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
part 2
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
today in “Benz makes men do stuff for her”
December 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Can’t find the video but did find a pic
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY to the kindest hot dog lover there is, a fantastic friend, and the Guinness book of world record holder for largest forehead per capita, @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social!!!!! Love ya bro.
December 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
the lighting was giving cool sepia tone realness
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
when I say I hate Santa Fe this is what I mean
December 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
sigh
December 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
not to flex but…
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I don’t see anything wrong with you
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
bought myself a proper pair of pajamas.

because im middle aged now.
December 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, @mikelowetpt.bsky.social!!!!!!
December 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
December 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
sigh
December 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
forced @dividedry.bsky.social and @bcox129.bsky.social to see brother sound tonight
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 AM
don’t be
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
we do look cute tho so
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
dinner
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
an original georgia o’queeffe
November 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM