Zsa Zsa G.D. Morté
@zsazsamorte.bsky.social
𝖡𝗎𝗋𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗊𝗎𝖾 𝖯𝖾𝗋𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗆𝖾𝗋
❥ 𝖵𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖺𝗀𝖾 𝖦𝗈𝗈𝖿 | 𝖲𝖾𝗐𝗂𝗌𝗍 | 𝖯𝗅𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝖫𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 | 𝖠𝗋𝗍𝗂𝗌𝗍
❥ 💖💜💙 X𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗂𝖺l
❥ 𝖮𝗐𝗇𝖾𝗋 @gdmortes.bsky.social
❥ zsazsamorte.com/zzlinks
❥ a.k.a. Texx D. Dillinger
❥ 𝖵𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖺𝗀𝖾 𝖦𝗈𝗈𝖿 | 𝖲𝖾𝗐𝗂𝗌𝗍 | 𝖯𝗅𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝖫𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 | 𝖠𝗋𝗍𝗂𝗌𝗍
❥ 💖💜💙 X𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗂𝖺l
❥ 𝖮𝗐𝗇𝖾𝗋 @gdmortes.bsky.social
❥ zsazsamorte.com/zzlinks
❥ a.k.a. Texx D. Dillinger
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I felt so bad! Woke babe up really early on his DAY OFF by SNORING IN HIS FACE! 😅 He got up, got dressed, then left to get coffee (instead of making it). I felt horrible and he was gone for a bit…then he came back and walked into the bedroom with an Easter basket filled with stuff.
This man. 🥰
This man. 🥰
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This is so cool.
1946's edition of "The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire" by Edward Gibbon
1946's edition of "The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire" by Edward Gibbon
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
This is so cool.
1946's edition of "The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire" by Edward Gibbon
1946's edition of "The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire" by Edward Gibbon
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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Question: Is the Junkfood Monster recognized in Muppet canon??
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Question: Is the Junkfood Monster recognized in Muppet canon??
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So sick of these AI pet videos. There is something about going out of your way to try to trick people into thinking something sweet and sincere is happening in real life. Why make these moments up? Make a cartoon or something! Something ain’t right with you…
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
So sick of these AI pet videos. There is something about going out of your way to try to trick people into thinking something sweet and sincere is happening in real life. Why make these moments up? Make a cartoon or something! Something ain’t right with you…
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Larry is my beautiful princess. I've so rarely had such a photogenic cat! She's gotten fluffier for the winter, I think. Or she's just fat, idk.
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Larry is my beautiful princess. I've so rarely had such a photogenic cat! She's gotten fluffier for the winter, I think. Or she's just fat, idk.
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
Ooh, I’m jumping between Blade and The Count!
Who’s your favorite Vampire? Ima go wit Pam cz we got the same attitude 🫠
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Ooh, I’m jumping between Blade and The Count!
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My sous chef has arrived
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
My sous chef has arrived
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I would go all out for myself! Make a small holiday meal, the way I like it! And chose a film to watch while eating dessert.
I had also asked my mother to FaceTime me when they sat down to eat and ate my meal with them long distance.
Happy Turkey Day!
I had also asked my mother to FaceTime me when they sat down to eat and ate my meal with them long distance.
Happy Turkey Day!
Hey everyone! I hope you are doing well, and having a wonderful week.
This is going to be a weird set of holidays for me for the first time in a very long time, as I will be solo and have zero family or friends around.
Not sure how this is going to feel tbh. Weird at a minimum.
This is going to be a weird set of holidays for me for the first time in a very long time, as I will be solo and have zero family or friends around.
Not sure how this is going to feel tbh. Weird at a minimum.
a cartoon drawing of a person standing in a corner
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a person standing in a corner
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I would go all out for myself! Make a small holiday meal, the way I like it! And chose a film to watch while eating dessert.
I had also asked my mother to FaceTime me when they sat down to eat and ate my meal with them long distance.
Happy Turkey Day!
I had also asked my mother to FaceTime me when they sat down to eat and ate my meal with them long distance.
Happy Turkey Day!
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someone pulled a bag of brown sugar off the counter and ate through it (nb: small amount of sugar, mostly bag) and after running around from room to room barfing is now a lil weary
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 AM
someone pulled a bag of brown sugar off the counter and ate through it (nb: small amount of sugar, mostly bag) and after running around from room to room barfing is now a lil weary
My Bupriopions 💅🏾
I have to actually go out and do things today ugh
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My Bupriopions 💅🏾
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sometimes she dresses up for DnD
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 AM
sometimes she dresses up for DnD
New travel destination
Best Christmas ad yet! Knocks John Lewis into a cocked hat.
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
New travel destination
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$545
November 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
$545
My favorite part is the random shots of people watching like street urchins outside 😅
Hyper-realistic Fruit Dessert Art.
Cédric Grolet is a French pastry artist renowned for creating hyper-realistic desserts that look just like fresh fruits.
His craftsmanship has redefined modern patisserie, earning him accolades including 'Best Pastry Chef' by Le Chef Magazine.
#pattiserie #art
Cédric Grolet is a French pastry artist renowned for creating hyper-realistic desserts that look just like fresh fruits.
His craftsmanship has redefined modern patisserie, earning him accolades including 'Best Pastry Chef' by Le Chef Magazine.
#pattiserie #art
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
My favorite part is the random shots of people watching like street urchins outside 😅
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The theme song 🤌🏾🔥
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The theme song 🤌🏾🔥
J is the second.
I’m sure it the Italian, he’s a spicy white.
I’m sure it the Italian, he’s a spicy white.
People dont understand that there are 2 different kinds of white people.
1. Black pepper is spicy
2. Drown my food in the "Satan's Bussy Explosion 9000 Reaper Sauce" and add Jalapeños for garnish
I am the second kind
1. Black pepper is spicy
2. Drown my food in the "Satan's Bussy Explosion 9000 Reaper Sauce" and add Jalapeños for garnish
I am the second kind
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
J is the second.
I’m sure it the Italian, he’s a spicy white.
I’m sure it the Italian, he’s a spicy white.
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Greatest DC vs Marvel ever!!!
November 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Greatest DC vs Marvel ever!!!