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@zooks.bsky.social
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dakota/zooks ☆ 29 ☆ they/them 🏳️‍⚧️ ☆ anime & star trek ☆ roller derby ☆ weight lifting ☆ piu ☆ poly/bi
insta @bazooka.langley / prev twt @roymeowstang
SC ➡ TX ➡ BC
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zooks.bsky.social
the one good thing about my exam being in Vancouver on a random wednesday morning
The outside of arcade CHQ in Metrotown Vancouver A vacant pump it up Phoenix 2023 machine
October 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
zooks.bsky.social
following /r/anime weekly ratings almost made me miss out on mineralogy/geology CGDCT anime
Holding up a bismuth crystal in front of 3 anime girls holding a created bismuth on screen from Ruri Rocks Holding up a fluorite crystal in front of a few x Fluorite crystals on screen from Ruri Rocks
September 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
zooks.bsky.social
Vocabulary app widget says penetrate- v. To go inside or through something Vocabulary app widget says consummate- v. To finalize a deal or marriage by having sex Vocabulary app widget says supple- adj. Easily bent or flexible Vocabulary app widget says penetrable- adj. Can be passed through or entered
September 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
zooks.bsky.social
when management at your min wage job is so scared of you quitting due to being fucked over due to being low staff that they buy you flowers instead of just hiring more people
A bouquet of lovely red flowers with my name on them
August 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
zooks.bsky.social
I like this term for gender neutral bathrooms. every time I use it I tell myself that I am the universe
A sign on a bathroom door sharing Universal
August 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
zooks.bsky.social
jk this is my favorite comment
An AO3 comment dating "Pls I'll Venmo u bro this was fire"
July 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
zooks.bsky.social
when u low-key feeling the worst you've felt in months and someone leaves you a comment like this 😭
An ao3 comment that is a huge wall of text squeeing about in character writing and being grateful for the fic
June 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
zooks.bsky.social
deny
defend
depose
June 3, 2025 at 6:40 AM
zooks.bsky.social
not been feeling myself lately but this pose w new tattoo helped
zooks posed in mirror selfie with a fresh wolf tattoo on back of shoulder. Wearing shorts & bralette and yellow hair with a design shaved into the side
May 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
zooks.bsky.social
why
A fucking job application asking me if I'm a Mr., Mrs., or Ms
May 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
zooks.bsky.social
i'm a wacca girlie now sorry piu
Blue and purple spin orb with a game over scoreboard showing the order of scores as ASS
May 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
zooks.bsky.social
this is actually explaining a lot about me now that I'm looking back
Miss bellum from power Puff girls. Never seen her head, just her extremely curvy body and beautiful red hair in her red skirt suit Miss bellum sitting beside the mayor from power Puff girls. He's just a little guy and she is massive
April 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
zooks.bsky.social
MVP blocker!! A fucking great game
Zooks in brawlers jersey with a medallion shaped like a sand dollar and a groovy starfish on top with MVP written and a B on the star
April 6, 2025 at 7:44 AM
zooks.bsky.social
bout day let's go gamers
Zooks in tiny black shorts and a blue and white brawlers jersey posing with a arm flex in the mirror
April 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
zooks.bsky.social
HIGH PRAISE I am fucking honored omg...
A raging review of a spirk fan fiction on archive of our own calling the fic "easily the hottest fic I've read all year. I would even go as far as to say it ranks among the hottest fics I have read, ever." with more details into the writing !
March 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
zooks.bsky.social
the diagrams today in class are willllddddddd
a diagram showing someone in head forward posture, describing SCM tension along with hyoid muscles with an arrow pointing at the mouth saying "Mouth breather" a diagram showing the valsalva maneuver of an older man sitting absolutely naked on the toilet with bright red back pain and red arrows pointing down the legs showing symptoms in a sciatica like pattern to show a positive 4 parts of a diagram of the lasegues assessment/straight leg raise to try to trigger symptoms of low back pain but the pain signals in the diagrams look like they're coming from the patient's crotch
March 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
zooks.bsky.social
when you argue with me this is who you're arguing with
Kirby png sitting in front of a yellow star and some other cute little stars. he's just a lil guy minding his own business
March 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
zooks.bsky.social
never thought naming my genitals after cities in south dakota would come in handy in crossword puzzles
USA today crossword screencap where the highlighted column for 5 down is Capital of South Dakota, has blank blank blank blank R E.
March 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
zooks.bsky.social
wyd you walk into the bathroom and see this
a very tiny bathroom with a stuffed mannequin shibari-ed into the ceiling in a dab pose
March 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
zooks.bsky.social
in a book our union sent us about low back pain
the sets and reps at the bottom...
tag yourself
I am sorry alt text users but I cannot completely transcribe this entire unit. Two pages of diagrams under the labels Sex with Low Back Pain. & sex for Lumbar Stabilization Low back pain includes positions like spooning, lateral box(?), 69, slipping lady(??), mast(holy shit), t-bone(Jesus). Lumbar stabilization: dolphin(how is her L/S stabilized at all here besides him holding it), triumph arc(my favorite anime arc), reverse plank(wow), hydrant(good girl), plank(didn't think reverse plank could get worse) and the most incredible of all, London bridge, which is requiring the insertive partner into a full back bend with straight legs as the insertee partner rides on top with feet not touching the ground somehow
February 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
zooks.bsky.social
working the door at the kink party means having fun with stationary
Zooks posing with the thicc magnum sharpie at dick level, wearing a harness with black x's taped over nipples
February 16, 2025 at 7:40 AM
zooks.bsky.social
doing a fundraiser for the Canadian mental health association! 2,000 push-ups in 18 days. Me and my leaguemates @eodrollerderby.bsky.social made a $1,000 goal to meet!
Check out my page here to donate if CAD: www.thepushupchallenge.ca/fundraisers/...
Or USD: PayPal me at [email protected]
A flyer from the push up challenge by Canadian mental health association saying "I'm raising funds for mental health. 2,000 push ups Feb 11-28" A flyer by the push up challenge with zooks flexing their bicep and says "2,000 push ups, 18 days"
February 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
zooks.bsky.social
the most canadian protest ive ever seen
A flier pinned to a pole in Vancouver saying "we like Americans but we are NOT the 51st state!" And in big title text "Tell Trump to Toque Off eh!" Saturday 2-3pm at the US consulate "wear your toques and a smile! Bring your family friends and neighbors! Toqueoff.ca"
February 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
zooks.bsky.social
this is the MC for your derby leagues year end party
zooks in a freshly dyed teal & purple split mullet, make up done, black slingy metallic top showing lots of skin & a long black multi necklace thing
January 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
zooks.bsky.social
have you ever been tipped a Costco Hotdog™ as a service worker? it's a new day for anything
A whole ass Costco Hotdog™ wrapped in the foil and everything
January 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM