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Zonker
@zonker.bsky.social
If you can't join 'em, beat 'em

Posts are 70% sarcasm.

verified account @barstool.com

[email protected] (not BS sports).

Spending a lot less time on X (@barstoolz)
But is he as mad as he's ever been?
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Right Wing politicians promoting violence, what a surprise
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
He didn't actually say it at 9:35am that's from a DM
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Oh no

He and Minihane and the Minifans have annoyed me occasionally

But I lived deep in their heads

I can't imagine why no one with a following has really exposed him. I have clips and bookmarls galore
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
He hates me.
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 AM
He hates me.

People need to explain who he is
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 AM
WTF? Look at the ad they placed next to your video (in green tint)
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My 2017 costume
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
On X he is being lauded for how he handled someone yelling antisemitic comments at him, so I guess he's finally decided to come out as Jewish. He seemed to be in denial before
November 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
They have a lot of history with Portnoy

I guess I have a little too.

For some reason Defender folks don't like me, maybe because they're jealous that they've never gotten to Portnoy like I have
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Well that is a real possibility but I'm pretty sure the post is suggesting an insuranceless model.

Insurance was not always how healthcare worked
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I am going to have to find a new social media platform

AGAIN?
October 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I've lived in his head for like 15 years
October 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
"I think all of that is understandable. But was silence not an option?" -Ta-Nehisi Coate

White Christian Supremacists lost their MLK. If some self-important, perceived as liberal, alleged intellectual did not step forward with disingenuous praise, the US would descend into madness.
September 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
This guy?
September 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
20 Billion for this guy?
September 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
People have short memories
September 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
They make it sounds like it's all stored on the SIM card, even searches
September 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
September 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I was saying the other day that I can't be woke, because I am too insensitive and mean but I respect woke people for being more sensitive than me.

Maybe I just think its fun to mess with major Aholes
September 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The left should welcome a discussion about violent political rhetoric
September 21, 2025 at 10:44 AM
It absolutely will get worse. When you consider the trends, there is no reason to expect any other outcome. If there is a light at the end of the tunnel, it is not visible from where we are.
Evil is winning and grows stronger with each victory.
There will have to be ashes before any rebirth
September 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
There was noose in that garage and in no others
September 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
He's scared of me
September 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
September 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM