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sonic stacey
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oscillating wildly, kicking out the jams, turning up the sound. she/her, 47, Midwest nice cultural detritus archivist. earnest shitposters unite.
It can’t be good
October 30, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Anyway, totally weird I can pretty perceptibly point to “hey, this is complex ptsd happening in real time” now, vs just feeling helpless before
October 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I took a nap yesterday afternoon and I still fell asleep in front of the tv, which I never do. And got 8 solid hours of sleep. Madness.
October 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Thank you and absolutely. (And I watched Ancient Aliens)
October 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
lol yes, if he could have driven a car, he would have rocked that
October 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
When will I be able to fly there, that’s all I want to know
October 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Outro:
United Airlines rocked!
American Airlines rocked!
The moving walkway at O’Hare whooped a mule’s butt!
Rock over London!
Rock on Chicago!
O’Hare Airport — fly the friendly skies!
October 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Bridge:
I was going to Gate B12.
I was rocking out with my suitcase.
The walkway made me feel like a superstar.
I said, “This airport rules!”

Chorus:
Moving walkway!
It will not quit!
Moving walkway!
It kicks a llama’s ass!
October 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Verse 2:
People were standing still.
People were walking fast.
A lady dropped her purse.
I said, “Keep it real, ma’am.”

Chorus:
Moving walkway!
It will not quit!
Moving walkway!
It kicks a llama’s ass!
October 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I used to wonder why I do stuff like this when traveling for work, wondered why I was so “antisocial,” etc. Knowing it’s autism is weirdly freeing. Like, I’m not rude at all, I like people. I just need a lot of alone time. I’m so overwhelmed all the fucking time.
October 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I even took one of those sleepy edibles and I still keep waking up after every sleep cycle. 😓
October 16, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Guy kinda reminds of me Mike Schank (rip) of American Movie fame
October 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Guy kinda reminds of of Mike Schank (rip) of American Movie fame.
October 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
we should go to a nuke storage facility all casually and be like “hey, I’m here to pick up my taxpayer funded nuke! I brought a pickup, will that be sufficient”
October 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM