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Zizi | Bloodtrident Nation 🩸🔱
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31. She/her. 🔞 mdni, right-wingers gtfo 🖕 Lawyer, basic white girl, disaster bisexual, accidental CEO of Ascended Dadstarion, lover of horror, enemy of nonsense
#nsfwtavqotd #tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀

Vanya keeps it simple with her ass and her breasts, but depending on the context she either has a pussy or a “rotten cunt”
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I scored a looooottt higher than I expected lmao

Link: theinnocencetest.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Bonus: what she looked like as a Paladin of Lolth, before she took the throne as Bhaal’s chosen (fun fact: every time she prayed to Lolth she could feel talons reaching into her chest and squeezing her heart)
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀

1. Vanya’s hair looked like this from acts 1-mid-act 3
2. Hair down in act 3
3. What she looked like in the early years as Astarion’s consort
4. After 33 years as his consort and personal bruiser
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
#tavqotd #keepingupwiththeancuníns

Vanya: Breaking the Habit
Prospero: Faint
Azelma: Numb
Cicero: One Step Closer
Vesuvio: Somewhere I Belong
Ophelia: Points of Authority
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀

Vanya would be strawberry-balsamic, with a hint of black pepper

If you haven’t tried this I highly recommend, especially with a good-quality vanilla bean ice cream
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
#tavqotd #VesuvioAncunín🖤🤺

Vesuvio vastly prefers the Lower/Outer City, but he’ll take any opportunity to get away from his family’s palace. And with a double-cheeked-up bard to boot? Sounds like a fun evening
November 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀

Vanya would be a secretarybird (yes, that is what those are called)

I thought of an owl bc of her big creepy doll eyes but she’s too dumb to be an owl
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
#MorellaMalevento🩸🖤

Morella went with Astarion and is pissed but not surprised that the messy lacrosse slut (Vanya) stole her boyfriend/debate partner. She left with Minthara and the weird emo boy Vanya brought with her, and they TPed Astarion’s house

Debate team’s gonna be real awkward on Monday
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 AM
#SheydaHannibalSilverbough💀🔔

Sheyda went with Gardening Club Halsin despite Vic’s protests that he’s a “walking Birkenstock,” and afterwards she threw an afterparty at her dad’s lake house (and stressed ab everyone destroying the place until Halsin gave her some of The Good Kush)
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 AM
#VanyaAncunín🔱🫀

Vanya is in the bathroom doing coke and making out with Astarion, even though she went with Enver (he was annoying her)

They dipped early, crashed a wedding, did more coke, and snuck into the afterparty at Sheyda’s dad’s lake house
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 AM
#tavqotd #VicXorlarrin🔥🤸‍♀️

Buckle up bc I did all my first-gen ladies 🧵

Vic, the head cheerleader who “doesn’t date,” surprised everyone by going to prom with the cute nerd who sits in front of her in English (Gale)

After prom they’re off to the afterparty at Sheyda’s dad’s lake house
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 AM
#tavqotd #VicXorlarrin🔥🤸‍♀️

Very. But it’s not her fault she’s always right

She MIGHT change her mind if someone she doesn’t respect agrees with her, simply out of spite. When she and Gale were together it drove him nuts
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
#VanyaAncunín🔱🫀

I can’t believe I birthed Vanya two years ago

I can’t tell y’all how much she means to me. Developing her story and her relationship with Astarion has helped me process a lot of my anxieties about my place in the world as a woman, my sexuality, and my past relationships
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
#ocqotd

Guess your followers’ favorite of your OCs!

I’m still pretty small here but I noticed I usually get the most likes on my posts about Prospero or Ophelia. But I am curious about this lmao
November 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
#VanyaAncunín🔱🫀

Vanya: “Gods, you too? I’m so sorry, I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy. Maybe if we look out for each other, we can direct that bloodthirst to the right targets. We’ll get through this together, I hope.”
November 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
#tavqotd #VicXorlarrin🔥🤸‍♀️

Vic: “Heh, are we related? Vanya’s got that too. And trust me, she was a lot worse than the is now. Don’t worry, I survived her back then, I can survive both of you now.”
November 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 #VicXorlarrin🔥🤸‍♀️

Vanya was physically weaker, and her smites weren’t as powerful. She couldn’t tell if it was because of the tadpole or because she forgot her oath

Vic couldn’t cast a lot of her warlock spells, and her reflexes were shot. It took time to snap back
November 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’ve mentioned Ophelia’s spider Fifi, who’s roughly the size of a small dog, but she also has a teacup hellhound named Butter

(Bc I just thought of the concept of a “teacup hellhound” and couldn’t stop laughing)
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Vesuvio got Prospero’s direwolf Princess after he died, since he was her favorite person other than Prospero
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 AM
For Azelma and Cicero’s thirteenth birthday, their auntie Vic gave them hairless tressym kittens. Azelma’s is named Algernon, and Cicero’s is named Chewy

Cicero also has a hyena named Daisy who he found after he left home
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Prospero had a direwolf named Princess (yes, he was the one that named her)

She had accidentally gone through the portal Astarion uses to get from the palace to Mephistar, and Prospero insisted on keeping her
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 AM
#tavqotd #keepingupwiththeancuníns

Now for the Bhaal bites!

Prospero: large dogs
Azelma: cats
Cicero and Vesuvio: both
Ophelia: small dogs and small dog-sized spiders
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 AM
#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 #VicXorlarrin🔥🤸‍♀️

Vanya thinks cats are cuter but she’s allergic. Only hairless cats in the palace

Vic prefers dogs, especially little tiny ones that bark a lot
November 17, 2025 at 8:42 AM
#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 #VicXorlarrin🔥🤸‍♀️

Tara doesn’t care for Vanya and can’t place why (but also Vanya’s allergic anyway)

Vic always gave the best scritches behind the ears but now she’s on her shit list for breaking up with Gale two weeks into their engagement
November 17, 2025 at 8:27 AM