Stefan
@zin5ki.bsky.social
Tuesday enthusiast. Room-temperature water drinker by necessity.
Indeed, the British are hardly renowned for their fingers.
December 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Indeed, the British are hardly renowned for their fingers.
"Now look, ah say, look a' here, boy! There ain't no justifiable reason to be defacin' public property like these here walls, son! You're makin' the whole place squalid as a swamp o' stinkbugs in August!"
December 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"Now look, ah say, look a' here, boy! There ain't no justifiable reason to be defacin' public property like these here walls, son! You're makin' the whole place squalid as a swamp o' stinkbugs in August!"
The dog's full name is Simon.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The dog's full name is Simon.
Sudden Tube closures are a fascinating sight to behold when they have no bearing on one's own travel.
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Sudden Tube closures are a fascinating sight to behold when they have no bearing on one's own travel.
Sentient road signs need to unionise.
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Sentient road signs need to unionise.
Ah yes, the spicy discourse.
December 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Ah yes, the spicy discourse.
Something wicked this way comes.
December 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Something wicked this way comes.
Period-accurate winter cavalry.
December 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Period-accurate winter cavalry.
The council has hired a literal busload of gift wrappers.
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The council has hired a literal busload of gift wrappers.
They finally pedestrianised Regent Street! Thank you Mamdani.
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
They finally pedestrianised Regent Street! Thank you Mamdani.
Eekdays are ever a bane.
December 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Eekdays are ever a bane.
The costume shop still has surplus Halloween stock.
December 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The costume shop still has surplus Halloween stock.
They outsourced the decoration design to children again.
December 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
They outsourced the decoration design to children again.
Would Totoro share a table with Woody?
December 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Would Totoro share a table with Woody?
Idealistic rot! In our household, pastries are strictly functional.
December 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Idealistic rot! In our household, pastries are strictly functional.
"Smurkey" sounds like the festive answer to Spam.
December 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"Smurkey" sounds like the festive answer to Spam.
This season's saxophone range is very similar to the last one's. (Surely jazz thrives on variation.)
December 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This season's saxophone range is very similar to the last one's. (Surely jazz thrives on variation.)
Some festivities are of a fleeting sort.
December 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Some festivities are of a fleeting sort.
Would you live in an apartment exactly one window wide?
December 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Would you live in an apartment exactly one window wide?
This evening's theme is a tuttifrutti pixelated hootenanny.
December 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This evening's theme is a tuttifrutti pixelated hootenanny.
A first for these whereabouts: blossom in December.
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
A first for these whereabouts: blossom in December.
Sans-serif fonts when someone starts a sentence with the word "ill":
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Sans-serif fonts when someone starts a sentence with the word "ill":
They turned New Jack into a blackberry.
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
They turned New Jack into a blackberry.