Autumn Lime
@zestylime.bsky.social
Former twitterer, spartan football, often into fandoms. Until PWHL Detroit exists, go Boston Fleet
Like i dont judge people for bot being able to do a pull up but im DEFINITELY JUDGING RFK FOR IT. Weak worm hypeman?? Didnt get enough roadkill protein?
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Like i dont judge people for bot being able to do a pull up but im DEFINITELY JUDGING RFK FOR IT. Weak worm hypeman?? Didnt get enough roadkill protein?
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
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Winning the Cold War only to blow yourself up for no reason 30 years later is such a good bit
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Winning the Cold War only to blow yourself up for no reason 30 years later is such a good bit
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Please invite me to the 7 Up ad
December 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Please invite me to the 7 Up ad
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Terminally online Right wingers are telling on themselves
December 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Terminally online Right wingers are telling on themselves
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Dulcet tones on this Sunday night
December 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Dulcet tones on this Sunday night
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✨ Every time Butker doinks a field goal, another woman earns an advanced degree ✨
You go, girl. 👩🎓
You go, girl. 👩🎓
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
✨ Every time Butker doinks a field goal, another woman earns an advanced degree ✨
You go, girl. 👩🎓
You go, girl. 👩🎓
Goldeneye. Recorded it on tv and used to watch it every day after school.
The Sound of Music is up there, as well as Beauty and the Beast Rocky Horror Picture Show and Pride and Prejudice. Not sure if Hot Fuzz makes it to 20. Lay3rcake and Glass Onion are probably at 10ish apiece
The Sound of Music is up there, as well as Beauty and the Beast Rocky Horror Picture Show and Pride and Prejudice. Not sure if Hot Fuzz makes it to 20. Lay3rcake and Glass Onion are probably at 10ish apiece
seeing a movie 6 times is not hard mode smh that's basically true of every movie you owned pre 2005.
I wanna hear about the movies you've seen 50 times. or the movies you've seen 6 times that only came out post 2015
I wanna hear about the movies you've seen 50 times. or the movies you've seen 6 times that only came out post 2015
December 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Goldeneye. Recorded it on tv and used to watch it every day after school.
The Sound of Music is up there, as well as Beauty and the Beast Rocky Horror Picture Show and Pride and Prejudice. Not sure if Hot Fuzz makes it to 20. Lay3rcake and Glass Onion are probably at 10ish apiece
The Sound of Music is up there, as well as Beauty and the Beast Rocky Horror Picture Show and Pride and Prejudice. Not sure if Hot Fuzz makes it to 20. Lay3rcake and Glass Onion are probably at 10ish apiece
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LET'S CATCH UP (since Fleetmin is one person with so much to do 😫)
GOAL #1: Shay Maloney; Unassisted
GOAL #1: Shay Maloney; Unassisted
December 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
LET'S CATCH UP (since Fleetmin is one person with so much to do 😫)
GOAL #1: Shay Maloney; Unassisted
GOAL #1: Shay Maloney; Unassisted
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The Boston Fleet beat the Minnesota Frost 4-1! They lead the PWHL and are undefeated. Aerin Frankel leads the league with a 0.986 save% and 0.33 GAA. Abby Newhook leads all rookies in goals. What an incredible start to the season!
#PWHL
#PWHL
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The Boston Fleet beat the Minnesota Frost 4-1! They lead the PWHL and are undefeated. Aerin Frankel leads the league with a 0.986 save% and 0.33 GAA. Abby Newhook leads all rookies in goals. What an incredible start to the season!
#PWHL
#PWHL
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The Boston Fleet with a HUGE penalty kill late in the 2nd period despite tremendous pressure by the Minnesota Frost. Aerin Frankel is battling in that crease, fighting off pucks through traffic and redirects. She's my favorite pro athlete to watch right now!
The Fleet remain up 3-1.
#PWHL
The Fleet remain up 3-1.
#PWHL
December 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The Boston Fleet with a HUGE penalty kill late in the 2nd period despite tremendous pressure by the Minnesota Frost. Aerin Frankel is battling in that crease, fighting off pucks through traffic and redirects. She's my favorite pro athlete to watch right now!
The Fleet remain up 3-1.
#PWHL
The Fleet remain up 3-1.
#PWHL
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
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if i was an indiana fan i would snort 60 tons of cocaine and swordfight a cop probably
December 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
if i was an indiana fan i would snort 60 tons of cocaine and swordfight a cop probably
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What Rev. Wright said years ago still stands. Still.
December 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
What Rev. Wright said years ago still stands. Still.
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How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
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Hey so just fyi, if you're abandoning trans rights you're abandoning all civil rights
At that point what the fuck is the point of the democracy you're willing to sacrifice trans people for
This actually isn't hard at all, quit making it pretend hard because you finally feel scared too
At that point what the fuck is the point of the democracy you're willing to sacrifice trans people for
This actually isn't hard at all, quit making it pretend hard because you finally feel scared too
August 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Hey so just fyi, if you're abandoning trans rights you're abandoning all civil rights
At that point what the fuck is the point of the democracy you're willing to sacrifice trans people for
This actually isn't hard at all, quit making it pretend hard because you finally feel scared too
At that point what the fuck is the point of the democracy you're willing to sacrifice trans people for
This actually isn't hard at all, quit making it pretend hard because you finally feel scared too
The whole government is a fucjing farce
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The whole government is a fucjing farce
Bluesky wants me to confirm my age with my credit card or last 4 asn. Is this because i went to ohio
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Bluesky wants me to confirm my age with my credit card or last 4 asn. Is this because i went to ohio
Jsus christ correct me if im wrong but thats gotta be like....HALF THR FLIGHTS
The Federal Aviation Administration says that a ground stop has been issued for Delta flights at Detroit Metro Airport Friday morning, citing a network outage affecting operations.
Ground stop issued for Delta flights at Detroit Metro Airport due to network outage
The ground stop does not affect flights from other airline carriers, airport officials confirmed. The airport's list of departures showed dozens of Delta flights as delayed or cancelled.
www.cbsnews.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Jsus christ correct me if im wrong but thats gotta be like....HALF THR FLIGHTS
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This save from Gwyneth Philips in the Ottawa Charge game was just ABSURD 🤯
December 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
This save from Gwyneth Philips in the Ottawa Charge game was just ABSURD 🤯
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restaurant depot wrapped just dropped, restart your app if you don't see it yet
December 5, 2025 at 11:42 AM
restaurant depot wrapped just dropped, restart your app if you don't see it yet
The passive aggressive APPARENTLY is doing work
December 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The passive aggressive APPARENTLY is doing work