zerodifference.bsky.social
@zerodifference.bsky.social
See you missed an opportunity to say that were "Fucking pedophile shit numbers." Don't miss the layups.
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
If police started handing out tickets for every driver 1 mph over the speed limit or anyone stepping into a crosswalk a moment before the walk signal, I think everyone would get a better idea of how insane this is.
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Always read the Local Rules. Then read them again. Then, the beginning of the week of filing and the morning of filing, read them again.

(But, if you're this DOJ, keep up the great work and don't change a thing.)
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
From the government it literally does--that's actually the rare, correct meaning.
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Every man is always just one more kid away from no longer needing therapy.
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Holy S** that's a good post
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Look this witness understands the crime fraud exception better than counsel and I appreciate that.
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Broke: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Woke: Willy Wonka and the Disordered Eating Factory
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Call it Badreads.
November 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I might say "you look like a million bucks," and that would be 500 times better than just the cash.
November 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
FaZe Rug: Yo, I'm dead.
Alexa AI: Mission complete.
November 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Habemus cinema
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
0 down, 0% APR for six months, favorable price for a kidney trade-in. Best I can do.
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
*only undoes bad things that he did
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Must have been torture to do literally anything else for a defined period of time.
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
An observational study of resolving artificial scarcity by eliminating information-access friction. (Insert chart here with some lines.)
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
You guys are trying to do the dominos meme when it's just one domino--a guy doing crimes and ruining his own career.
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
100%! You just do more science, and if the science disagrees with other science, that means more science is needed!
November 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Greater than 51% of the population and at least half the collective IQ are saying this more and more.
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Joyce Carol Oates: An Examination of Thriving Creativity When Rent for An Artist is Free (Inside the Head of a Mega-Billionaire)
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
That GIF doubles as my AI advisory board reviewing my work.
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I like my heather gray cardigans extra hazy.
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Men at Work
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
No one can make fun of your player build in a book.
November 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM