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zerocard.bsky.social
Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜
@zerocard.bsky.social
Fossil preparator, photographer, Lego lover, dinosaur nerd in a quaint fishing village.
Look, Google, if the best you can do with AI is offer up BLINDINGLY INCORRECT information? I dunno, maybe hang it up?
I mean, sure, maybe this is the cast of the Korean dub? Sure. But given that I live in Seattle and their algorithm is so powerful and spiffy... I dunno, I guess I expect facts?
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
State of the mosasaur skull! Red is vertebral, blue is jaw, black is rib, yellow is general skull material and green is… it is green.
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This is as close to porn as I get.
November 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This? Oh nothing. Just realizing that seven years ago I came to the museum to learn about fossil prep and wished desperately for the chance to do it. And now I can literally ask if I can chip in. It’s so awesome and I have no chill.
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I make comics with Lego and minifigs. This one is part of an ongoing… “project” about what fossil preparation is all about.
November 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Happy Lego Day of the Dead! #lego
November 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
When there are always more nefarious operators out there...
October 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Remember to check your kids candy for paleontology! #paleontology
October 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I am too pleased to finally get to crack open Arnold, a mosasaur skull from Kansas. Red is vertebra, blue is jaw, yellow is skull. I have no chill.
October 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
In which Your Intrepid Hero is removing the jacket from a 70mya mosasaur skull. Hoping for the best, expecting the worst.
October 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
"OK everyone, this is for the album cover!!!" #Fallout4London
October 21, 2025 at 7:49 AM
This was a local grocery store two weeks ago. I had to walk through a stench of cinnamon to get in. It was like someone used a holiday themed Axe body spray.
October 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Two weeks ago, walking into the grocery store being assaulted by a fug of cinnamon scented Everything. Just… no!
October 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I'd like to thank Taylor Swift for bringing the concept of getting railed back to the zeitgeist. This was fun.
October 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Post something random or have an awful October
October 1, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Oh you know… just a bag of Lego scale dildos, like you do.
September 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
THIS TIME FOR SURE!!!
September 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Conservatives want to be the victims so badly...

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September 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Your envious. It’s ok, I get it.
September 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
September 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Goddammit I’m already in enough trouble with the concept, I don’t need all the Ideas!!! 😂
September 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I’m going to bash this rough draft together today even if it kills me. I’m going to get this fossil prep comic out by the end of September so help me!
August 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Finding old Lego comics and being absolutely delighted by them still, even a decade or so later :)
August 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This you, James Carville in Vanity Fair in 2016?
August 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
It’s been a minute since I’ve been inspired to make a new comic. But yesterday…
August 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM