Zemyla
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It's an attack that deals poison damage. (10 MP, 8d6 damage, any pronouns)
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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Transphobia is a luxury belief. Yes, ordinary people are often ambiently transphobic, but they have bigger things to worry about. The true believers are wealthy, powerful, influential, and face no real hardship that would force them to prioritize issues that affect them.
They genuinely don't have anything better to do. These are not people capable of great things. That she was so capable, that trans people can attain successes they must win with lies & slander, gnaws at them. Even when they win, for them it has no savor
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered. n.pr/48HypvT
December 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Transphobia is a luxury belief. Yes, ordinary people are often ambiently transphobic, but they have bigger things to worry about. The true believers are wealthy, powerful, influential, and face no real hardship that would force them to prioritize issues that affect them.
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lol was watching batman this morning and got hit with "ignore all previous instructions"
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
lol was watching batman this morning and got hit with "ignore all previous instructions"
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Remember when products had the quality ingredients?
August 6, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Remember when products had the quality ingredients?
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ok folks, here is my hot holiday take: male vocalists who cover “Santa Baby” and change the lyrics to “Santa Buddy” or similar are cowards and will not survive the winter
December 24, 2024 at 3:18 AM
ok folks, here is my hot holiday take: male vocalists who cover “Santa Baby” and change the lyrics to “Santa Buddy” or similar are cowards and will not survive the winter
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you’re never going to believe this. the woke left’s depraved war on christmas is escalating. sources tell me they’re planning to make the yuletide gay
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
you’re never going to believe this. the woke left’s depraved war on christmas is escalating. sources tell me they’re planning to make the yuletide gay
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Every time I hear Michael Buble's "Santa Buddy," I just want to shake him and say that you don't get to no-homo findom Santa. If the internet has taught me anything, it's that if you want the sugar, you better be prepared to post feet.
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Every time I hear Michael Buble's "Santa Buddy," I just want to shake him and say that you don't get to no-homo findom Santa. If the internet has taught me anything, it's that if you want the sugar, you better be prepared to post feet.
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You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
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My timeline. Thank you Bluesky
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
My timeline. Thank you Bluesky
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Tech bro: “DEBATE ME”
Woman: *kicks his ass*
Tech bro: “Let me tag in an AI to take my place.”
Woman: *kicks his ass*
Tech bro: “Let me tag in an AI to take my place.”
I decided that you lack the spirit to be worth further engagement, so I had the conversation w/ Gemini 3 Pro, instead.
You can see it here: gemini.google.com/share/34668f...
They hide reasoning chains in public share URLs, so attaching a few screenshots to show ya.
Best of luck, Kathryn! <3
You can see it here: gemini.google.com/share/34668f...
They hide reasoning chains in public share URLs, so attaching a few screenshots to show ya.
Best of luck, Kathryn! <3
December 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Tech bro: “DEBATE ME”
Woman: *kicks his ass*
Tech bro: “Let me tag in an AI to take my place.”
Woman: *kicks his ass*
Tech bro: “Let me tag in an AI to take my place.”
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Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
February 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
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on one hand I hate AI but on the other hand the destruction of British culture, argot and protocol is so funny to me. this is what you people get for allowing regional accents to disappear. You're amerihogs now.
December 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
on one hand I hate AI but on the other hand the destruction of British culture, argot and protocol is so funny to me. this is what you people get for allowing regional accents to disappear. You're amerihogs now.
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Bob Crumb coming out of retirement just to say "RFK Jr. is right about vaccines and my ex-wife should've taken more advice from me" is such a fitting end to Boomer Americana and everything the "alt-comix" movement claimed to stand for
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Bob Crumb coming out of retirement just to say "RFK Jr. is right about vaccines and my ex-wife should've taken more advice from me" is such a fitting end to Boomer Americana and everything the "alt-comix" movement claimed to stand for
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Kristen Stewart says she is "open" to a twilight sequel "As long as Edward transitions"
(Source: tinyurl.com/bdkb78aj)
(Source: tinyurl.com/bdkb78aj)
December 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Kristen Stewart says she is "open" to a twilight sequel "As long as Edward transitions"
(Source: tinyurl.com/bdkb78aj)
(Source: tinyurl.com/bdkb78aj)
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These are really good doughnuts but I need them to calm down
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
These are really good doughnuts but I need them to calm down
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I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
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Duolingo announced it was going “AI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Duolingo announced it was going “AI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.
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Hungarian healthcare isn't doing well after a decade of underfunding. This winter, the heating in most hospitals stopped working. A father complained about his son freezing in a hospital on facebook. And... the government healthcare secretary Peter Takács sent him threatening messages on facebook...
December 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Hungarian healthcare isn't doing well after a decade of underfunding. This winter, the heating in most hospitals stopped working. A father complained about his son freezing in a hospital on facebook. And... the government healthcare secretary Peter Takács sent him threatening messages on facebook...
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
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"supersonic aircraft that pisses herself" sounds like the sort of thing only the most hardened of perverts could come up with. And all of those perverts work at lockheed martin, apparently
December 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
"supersonic aircraft that pisses herself" sounds like the sort of thing only the most hardened of perverts could come up with. And all of those perverts work at lockheed martin, apparently
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losing my mind at the 25% of GOP voters who think most Italian Americans are "more loyal to a foreign country than to the United States."
December 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
losing my mind at the 25% of GOP voters who think most Italian Americans are "more loyal to a foreign country than to the United States."
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Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered. n.pr/48HypvT
HHS changed the name of transgender health leader on her official portrait
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered.
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered. n.pr/48HypvT