Everybody give it up for bread and cheese
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Everybody give it up for bread and cheese
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"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
July 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
My life has improved remarkably since I figured out that the stress of Doing Stuff is much easier to manage than the stress of Not Doing Stuff
September 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My life has improved remarkably since I figured out that the stress of Doing Stuff is much easier to manage than the stress of Not Doing Stuff
Haribo cola gummies my beloved
September 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Haribo cola gummies my beloved
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him: will you at least act normal when my folks get here
me: *flipping a pancake and reading it like a tarot card* bad news
me: *flipping a pancake and reading it like a tarot card* bad news
November 22, 2024 at 2:18 AM
him: will you at least act normal when my folks get here
me: *flipping a pancake and reading it like a tarot card* bad news
me: *flipping a pancake and reading it like a tarot card* bad news
Viral sound bites are truly a pestilence upon ADHDers across the globe
September 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Viral sound bites are truly a pestilence upon ADHDers across the globe
Actually yes my circus yes my monkeys. But by god am I gonna complain about it the whole way there and back
September 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Actually yes my circus yes my monkeys. But by god am I gonna complain about it the whole way there and back
Been watching this spider crawl around on my ceiling for twenty minutes like. Brother I do not mind being roommates with you but if you get directly overhead we’re gonna have a problem
September 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Been watching this spider crawl around on my ceiling for twenty minutes like. Brother I do not mind being roommates with you but if you get directly overhead we’re gonna have a problem
Well if it’s not one thing it’s another. And most of the time it’s both.
September 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Well if it’s not one thing it’s another. And most of the time it’s both.
Bread bowls sure are a fantastic excuse to eat an entire loaf of sourdough in one sitting
September 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Bread bowls sure are a fantastic excuse to eat an entire loaf of sourdough in one sitting
Sustainability tip: single-use plastic can become multi-use plastic if you’re brave and pure of heart
September 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Sustainability tip: single-use plastic can become multi-use plastic if you’re brave and pure of heart
When you’re maxxed out on Tylenol and everything still fucking hurts
September 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
When you’re maxxed out on Tylenol and everything still fucking hurts
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Waking up to 60° weather and not 90° weather
July 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Waking up to 60° weather and not 90° weather
Man you KNOW when a fantasy book was written by an author with a Gaelic name it’s about to go fuckin hard
August 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Man you KNOW when a fantasy book was written by an author with a Gaelic name it’s about to go fuckin hard
I’m personally of the opinion that Things should have more salt in it
July 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I’m personally of the opinion that Things should have more salt in it
Man I wish I could check the food I have from my bed. Like oh I’m hungry? Lemme just FaceTime my fridge real quick
July 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Man I wish I could check the food I have from my bed. Like oh I’m hungry? Lemme just FaceTime my fridge real quick
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nerds gummy clusters should get a michelin star
June 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
nerds gummy clusters should get a michelin star
Fuck it, I’m not driving *adds another clove of garlic to my hummus*
July 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Fuck it, I’m not driving *adds another clove of garlic to my hummus*
why are there so many Smells :(
June 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
why are there so many Smells :(
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you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
May 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
Helppp I ate too many sour skittles and now I have Mouth Injuries
June 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Helppp I ate too many sour skittles and now I have Mouth Injuries
Blue hair no pronouns. Don’t refer to me
June 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Blue hair no pronouns. Don’t refer to me
I’m not punk but I believe in their beliefs
May 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I’m not punk but I believe in their beliefs
Love not being able to take anything stronger than Tylenol for a migraine. Go girl give us nothing
May 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Love not being able to take anything stronger than Tylenol for a migraine. Go girl give us nothing
“You’re moving like you have to pee” > file under: things you say to a toddler and also your mom when she’s getting home from work
May 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
“You’re moving like you have to pee” > file under: things you say to a toddler and also your mom when she’s getting home from work