ZachSCARY Johnson 👁️ Wishlist Stage Fright!
@zachstronaut.com
Game and Network coder for @StageFrightGame.bsky.social by Ghost Town Games. Director of Joggernauts by @spacemacegames.com. Minneapolis creative dev (he/him)
Cat selfie enthusiast.
Visit: zachstronaut.com
Cat selfie enthusiast.
Visit: zachstronaut.com
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Hey, I’m new to Bluesky but here’s some things you might remember me from:
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I'm a veteran release expert in games who specializes in consoles, porting, audio, QA/UX + many other things through www.plasticfernstudios.com
If you want help from people who care deeply about games (and the health of their teams!) please reach out so we can help you! Check out some of our work
If you want help from people who care deeply about games (and the health of their teams!) please reach out so we can help you! Check out some of our work
September 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I'm a veteran release expert in games who specializes in consoles, porting, audio, QA/UX + many other things through www.plasticfernstudios.com
If you want help from people who care deeply about games (and the health of their teams!) please reach out so we can help you! Check out some of our work
If you want help from people who care deeply about games (and the health of their teams!) please reach out so we can help you! Check out some of our work
This is good game design.
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This is good game design.
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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
I sincerely hope those of you designing fart aliens for your games that attack with high pressure fart gas are doing your xenobiological design homework and creating lore for how said alien has evolved a frost tolerant butthole (because you see, the sudden drop in pressure of the gas…)
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I sincerely hope those of you designing fart aliens for your games that attack with high pressure fart gas are doing your xenobiological design homework and creating lore for how said alien has evolved a frost tolerant butthole (because you see, the sudden drop in pressure of the gas…)
Are we do style points for extra flourishes of track in our Spooky Express puzzle solutions?
November 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Are we do style points for extra flourishes of track in our Spooky Express puzzle solutions?
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Hi #PitchYaGame
Neighborhood Video is an escape room mystery game set in a video rental store in the year 1999.
Solve puzzles, comb the store database, and find clues along the way as to why all the employees keep going missing!
Wishlist on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/4072630/...
Neighborhood Video is an escape room mystery game set in a video rental store in the year 1999.
Solve puzzles, comb the store database, and find clues along the way as to why all the employees keep going missing!
Wishlist on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/4072630/...
November 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Hi #PitchYaGame
Neighborhood Video is an escape room mystery game set in a video rental store in the year 1999.
Solve puzzles, comb the store database, and find clues along the way as to why all the employees keep going missing!
Wishlist on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/4072630/...
Neighborhood Video is an escape room mystery game set in a video rental store in the year 1999.
Solve puzzles, comb the store database, and find clues along the way as to why all the employees keep going missing!
Wishlist on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/4072630/...
Game Dev:
How in the fuck can /that/ change possibly be breaking anything?!
How in the fuck can /that/ change possibly be breaking anything?!
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Game Dev:
How in the fuck can /that/ change possibly be breaking anything?!
How in the fuck can /that/ change possibly be breaking anything?!
NOW they tell me when it is already too late
Everything about making video games is harder than you think.
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
NOW they tell me when it is already too late
Minneapolis, the clear lesson in the Mayoral race is that we should be ashamed we didn’t run a woman against Frey
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Minneapolis, the clear lesson in the Mayoral race is that we should be ashamed we didn’t run a woman against Frey
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I might do a mailbag episode of the Draknek & Friends podcast to fill a gap in the schedule while Syrenne takes a vacation - anyone have any questions they want answered on a podcast? Bonus if you send it as a voice recording to [email protected]!
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I might do a mailbag episode of the Draknek & Friends podcast to fill a gap in the schedule while Syrenne takes a vacation - anyone have any questions they want answered on a podcast? Bonus if you send it as a voice recording to [email protected]!
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★★★★⯪ and a Gold Rating for Spooky Express from @pocketgamercom.bsky.social !
"Spooky Express is a very well-designed puzzler that's perfect for Halloween. It's got fun and challenging puzzles, great music, and even comic book elements to add a bit of story."
www.pocketgamer.com/spooky-expre...
"Spooky Express is a very well-designed puzzler that's perfect for Halloween. It's got fun and challenging puzzles, great music, and even comic book elements to add a bit of story."
www.pocketgamer.com/spooky-expre...
Spooky Express review - "Perfectly timed for Halloween"
Spooky Express is a very well-designed puzzler that's perfect for Halloween. It's got fun and challenging puzzles, great music, and even comic book elements.
www.pocketgamer.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
★★★★⯪ and a Gold Rating for Spooky Express from @pocketgamercom.bsky.social !
"Spooky Express is a very well-designed puzzler that's perfect for Halloween. It's got fun and challenging puzzles, great music, and even comic book elements to add a bit of story."
www.pocketgamer.com/spooky-expre...
"Spooky Express is a very well-designed puzzler that's perfect for Halloween. It's got fun and challenging puzzles, great music, and even comic book elements to add a bit of story."
www.pocketgamer.com/spooky-expre...
wow, George H.W. Bush vetoed FMLA twice?!?!
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
wow, George H.W. Bush vetoed FMLA twice?!?!
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Thank you, Ward 1! This strong vote of confidence is an affirmation of the work we’ve done together these last 4 years. I can’t wait to continue serving you for the next 4 years as your City Council Member.
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Thank you, Ward 1! This strong vote of confidence is an affirmation of the work we’ve done together these last 4 years. I can’t wait to continue serving you for the next 4 years as your City Council Member.
Breaking Minneapolis Mayoral Election News:
Jacob Frey shorter than expected.
Jacob Frey shorter than expected.
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Breaking Minneapolis Mayoral Election News:
Jacob Frey shorter than expected.
Jacob Frey shorter than expected.
A convenient do not rank list
here is the full slate of "team minneapolis" or "team mpls" candidates for mayor, city council, park board, and BET
November 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
A convenient do not rank list
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Just a couple of hours left to pick up Spooky Express on Steam with a 10% launch discount!
store.steampowered.com/app/3352310/...
store.steampowered.com/app/3352310/...
Save 10% on Spooky Express on Steam
All the passengers are dying to ride the Spooky Express! Don’t let them miss their stops: they may be monsters, but they still have places to be and people to eat – er, we mean meet!
store.steampowered.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Just a couple of hours left to pick up Spooky Express on Steam with a 10% launch discount!
store.steampowered.com/app/3352310/...
store.steampowered.com/app/3352310/...
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Polls are officially open, Ward 1! I’m asking for your vote as the only DFL & Labor endorsed candidate in this race.
Find your polling place and get out and vote by 8 PM tonight: pollfinder.sos.mn.gov
Find your polling place and get out and vote by 8 PM tonight: pollfinder.sos.mn.gov
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Polls are officially open, Ward 1! I’m asking for your vote as the only DFL & Labor endorsed candidate in this race.
Find your polling place and get out and vote by 8 PM tonight: pollfinder.sos.mn.gov
Find your polling place and get out and vote by 8 PM tonight: pollfinder.sos.mn.gov
LEGO(R) The Goonies(R) official Mrs. Walsh’s Michelangelo’s David statue with reversible cock and balls
LEGO has announced LEGO Ideas The Goonies, a big new set for adults, coming in November.
Goonies LEGO Set Announced, Coming in November
bit.ly
November 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
LEGO(R) The Goonies(R) official Mrs. Walsh’s Michelangelo’s David statue with reversible cock and balls
entering my wizard era
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
entering my wizard era
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I’m hooked on this game!! The puzzles are challenging, it feels great to play, it’s good spooky vibes for Halloween, and the music and sound design is top notch
Spooky Express has just launched into Halloween and it's the perfect cozy-spooky puzzler for the long nights.
Take charge of the Spooky Express; the only rail service willing to carry the undead passengers of deepest, darkest Trainsylvania.
spooky.express
Take charge of the Spooky Express; the only rail service willing to carry the undead passengers of deepest, darkest Trainsylvania.
spooky.express
October 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’m hooked on this game!! The puzzles are challenging, it feels great to play, it’s good spooky vibes for Halloween, and the music and sound design is top notch
There is a shave-and-a-haircut gag on the coffin lids in this game folks.
Have y’all played Spooky Express long enough to get to the spooky organ music with the wild funky bass line?
spooky.express
spooky.express
Spooky Express
All the passengers are dying to ride the Spooky Express!
spooky.express
October 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
There is a shave-and-a-haircut gag on the coffin lids in this game folks.
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where are my #halloween sickos at?
these songs long to be added to your Halloween music playlists... 👻🎶
Cryptic Messages 🗡️
The Ritual 🕯️
Watching From The Shadows 👁️👄👁️
The Castle Creep 🏰🧌
Vampire Nightclub 🪩🧛
Simply Impy 😈
Lost Connection ☎️
Jack-O'-Lantern Jam 🎃🪕
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Aks...
these songs long to be added to your Halloween music playlists... 👻🎶
Cryptic Messages 🗡️
The Ritual 🕯️
Watching From The Shadows 👁️👄👁️
The Castle Creep 🏰🧌
Vampire Nightclub 🪩🧛
Simply Impy 😈
Lost Connection ☎️
Jack-O'-Lantern Jam 🎃🪕
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Aks...
1. Welcome To Spooky Express || Spooky Express (Original Soundtrack)
YouTube video by Priscilla Snow
www.youtube.com
October 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
where are my #halloween sickos at?
these songs long to be added to your Halloween music playlists... 👻🎶
Cryptic Messages 🗡️
The Ritual 🕯️
Watching From The Shadows 👁️👄👁️
The Castle Creep 🏰🧌
Vampire Nightclub 🪩🧛
Simply Impy 😈
Lost Connection ☎️
Jack-O'-Lantern Jam 🎃🪕
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Aks...
these songs long to be added to your Halloween music playlists... 👻🎶
Cryptic Messages 🗡️
The Ritual 🕯️
Watching From The Shadows 👁️👄👁️
The Castle Creep 🏰🧌
Vampire Nightclub 🪩🧛
Simply Impy 😈
Lost Connection ☎️
Jack-O'-Lantern Jam 🎃🪕
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Aks...
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This weekend is the most thematically relevant time of year to play our brand new puzzle game, Spooky Express. Get your copy now at a special launch discount of 10% off! 🎃
store.steampowered.com/app/3352310/...
store.steampowered.com/app/3352310/...
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This weekend is the most thematically relevant time of year to play our brand new puzzle game, Spooky Express. Get your copy now at a special launch discount of 10% off! 🎃
store.steampowered.com/app/3352310/...
store.steampowered.com/app/3352310/...
Have y’all played Spooky Express long enough to get to the spooky organ music with the wild funky bass line?
spooky.express
spooky.express
Spooky Express
All the passengers are dying to ride the Spooky Express!
spooky.express
October 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Have y’all played Spooky Express long enough to get to the spooky organ music with the wild funky bass line?
spooky.express
spooky.express
game development:
Why isn’t the thing doing the thing?
Why isn’t the thing doing the thing?
October 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
game development:
Why isn’t the thing doing the thing?
Why isn’t the thing doing the thing?