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10,000 monkeys on typewriters
I haven’t detested a @texasfb.bsky.social team this much since… ever. I hate this team
October 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
So every college football team is ass in 2025… or Florida state?
September 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
@sickoscommittee.org I need you to know a team from Kazakhstan is on the brink of making the Champions League.

9hr flight from London.
August 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Now THAT’s how you get fans
I asked Palmeiras manager Abel Ferreira what he makes of having many Philly fans' backing vs. Chelsea.

“It can be a good opportunity for local people to join with us against the English," he said. "Because tomorrow, if I’m not wrong, is Independence Day, correct?"

www.inquirer.com/soccer/club-...
Palmeiras aims to upset Chelsea in Philly’s final Club World Cup game
The Brazilian club embraces being the underdog, and manager Abel Ferreira asked for Philly's support on July 4: “It can be a good opportunity for local people to join with us against the English."
www.inquirer.com
July 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
@archiert1.bsky.social about to start learning German. Any suggestions on resources/process?
April 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
MY INNER TEXAN: “if I had a grill big enough…”
Additionally, hippos - despite being massive - have almost no fat on them. All of that impressive bulk is muscle.

2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%.

The average human is around 20-40%, for reference.

They're *all* muscle.
March 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I will go to my grave saying that there should never be a QB roll-out play on the goal line. #BALBUF
January 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
As a Texas fan, I can tell you that doing was a BALL DONT LIE miss
January 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
@sickoscommittee.org I have to ask… what is the holy grail of Sickos games? 1939 TTU at Centenary?
December 20, 2024 at 11:53 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social JUST TAKE THOSE OLD RECORDS OFF THE SHELF
It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
December 16, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Most people don’t understand how sick of a burn this is… but I am stop here for it
San Marino won more games this year than Florida State
First away win.
Most goals scored in history.
Promotion to Nations League C.

SAN MARINO!
November 19, 2024 at 12:50 AM