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Eroguro Himejoshi Wandering Jiangdong
Reincarnated Spirit
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I’m yuri oomf
I say Im misandrist because it’s easier to say than “I consider men my class enemies within the patriarchal system; the experiences with violence against myself and the people closest to me have radicalized me, and unless a man continuously grapples with what manhood is, I will distrust him”
December 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I love winter! It makes me feel like a real human instead of a semi-real spirit reincarnated into flesh!
December 7, 2025 at 6:24 AM
December 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Roommate is pushing me of the couch while asleep
December 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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there's one girl who will legit be there for five minutes. i know this because it usually lines up with my Reels On the Toilet time
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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so many of my colleagues brush their teeth in the bathroom at work why is this such a thing in facilities management
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 AM
What is the yuri agency…
December 6, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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oomf reminded me of this and had the tweet pulled up and i saw the date on it and realized i drew this almost 10 years ago. wtf
December 6, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Roommate was inviting someone over and they went to a walmart on this side of town, sent him to a target on the opposite side of town, and only realized when she was at target
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The last time I picked up my HRT there was a gay guy working the counter and he was like do you want to change your name in our system? You’re not running through insurance and I was like no cause I also get my antidepressant there.
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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taste like yours can't be defined. but let's try anyway:

1: ABUSE
2: PSYCHOLOGICAL DRAMA
3: DEPRESSING AS FUCK
4: PENIS ON PAGE 24
5: AUTHOR: DOWNMANSAYMAN
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Overall classes didn’t get cancelled but uni yikyak has been in a roll
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Snowing and my first class got cancelled ^_^
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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去年の絵だけどヘカーティアの日らしいので!
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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investing early on the stream background
December 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Under the Table at Applebee's
December 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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this is why the dog is happier
December 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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i wanna fuck mega lucario z
December 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Hate my college being in the news because a dumb bitch everyone here hates threw a temper tantrum and the right wing outrage machine decided today was a good day to turn their monkeys against OU
December 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Guro Morning Everybloody
December 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Do I hate Oklahoma? Yes.
Do I hate the people in Oklahoma? Most of them, yes.
Do I think blue state libs should be punched when they say everyone in Oklahoma deserves it and would fight next to an annoying center rightist against someone who says that? Probably also yes.
December 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM