(this is from a Tumblr post btw...not something someone actually said to me)

@ismua.bsky.social why did you like this reply lol, it's your post...

I have to believe it's malicious incompetence at this point. Like Rose pretending to fumble for the car keys at the end of Get Out.

This is AI I think

crow soufflé

big step

no, thank *you*! (I'm one of the sickos who liked all the bodily fluids)

Tiny little gremlins clutching greasy rags that move at the speed of a blink

Hmmmmm I'll take a listen.

Tori Amos is to Eccentric White Lady Divas what the cops are to emergency services, like...I understand that you will show up with the others but I don't like it

My mind is like "it's the same picture" but my heart protests