ryan
@youfoundryan.bsky.social
former software engineer at twitter before the apartheid kid took over. denver.
mostly post about my native landscape project and ska
mostly post about my native landscape project and ska
are these people aware you can only shoot one gun at a time
(no. no they are not)
(no. no they are not)
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
are these people aware you can only shoot one gun at a time
(no. no they are not)
(no. no they are not)
went to a screening of the big lebowski wearing a robe. got plastered on white russians. took a lyft home.
realized i left my keys at the office. called another lyft. still wearing a robe.
same driver comes back around to pick me up.
realized i left my keys at the office. called another lyft. still wearing a robe.
same driver comes back around to pick me up.
December 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
went to a screening of the big lebowski wearing a robe. got plastered on white russians. took a lyft home.
realized i left my keys at the office. called another lyft. still wearing a robe.
same driver comes back around to pick me up.
realized i left my keys at the office. called another lyft. still wearing a robe.
same driver comes back around to pick me up.
also not sure any dem mayor has beclowned himself as badly as johnston in denver, especially after starting so strong
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
also not sure any dem mayor has beclowned himself as badly as johnston in denver, especially after starting so strong
tbf, it sorta worked for the bolsheviks. granted at least half of them got liquidated along the way
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
tbf, it sorta worked for the bolsheviks. granted at least half of them got liquidated along the way
lol that’s how osama bin laden’s eldest brother died, flight training in san antonio
December 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
lol that’s how osama bin laden’s eldest brother died, flight training in san antonio
texas high school football culture is a big part of why i went to a D3 school. had to get away from that.
November 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
texas high school football culture is a big part of why i went to a D3 school. had to get away from that.
that link doesn't work btw
November 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
that link doesn't work btw
we need to replace all business schools with working shifts at costco
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
we need to replace all business schools with working shifts at costco
that's why i've never understood this thing. both the pentagon and langley (and presumably other big federal complexes) have huge in-house food courts
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
that's why i've never understood this thing. both the pentagon and langley (and presumably other big federal complexes) have huge in-house food courts
a jeep? i've driven worse in a honda fit
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
a jeep? i've driven worse in a honda fit
condolences. my father (navy) used his toast at my brother's wedding to make multiple crayon jokes about one of the ex-marine in-laws-to-be
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
condolences. my father (navy) used his toast at my brother's wedding to make multiple crayon jokes about one of the ex-marine in-laws-to-be
i picked up a turkey breast for half off today. gonna throw it in the sous vide and then enjoy a lot of sandwiches and soups and pot pies
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
i picked up a turkey breast for half off today. gonna throw it in the sous vide and then enjoy a lot of sandwiches and soups and pot pies
also the lender has a lien on the title. can’t sell without paying it off
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
also the lender has a lien on the title. can’t sell without paying it off
sales taxes would be an issue
November 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
sales taxes would be an issue
my dog is terrified of horses even if they're far away or behind a fence.
and you know what? good instincts little dude.
and you know what? good instincts little dude.
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
my dog is terrified of horses even if they're far away or behind a fence.
and you know what? good instincts little dude.
and you know what? good instincts little dude.
how annoyed do you think miller is that this happened right before a long holiday weekend where nobody is watching the news lol
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
how annoyed do you think miller is that this happened right before a long holiday weekend where nobody is watching the news lol
it's not quite the same, but horseradish is easy to grow!
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
it's not quite the same, but horseradish is easy to grow!
that is just depressing
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
that is just depressing
i bought my first house last year and i knew i'd found a good inspector when he showed up in a 20 year old chevy silverado with a regular cab that had clearly enjoyed a life of purpose
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
i bought my first house last year and i knew i'd found a good inspector when he showed up in a 20 year old chevy silverado with a regular cab that had clearly enjoyed a life of purpose
the financially optimal decision would've been as little down as possible but i dislike big monthly payments.
sleep well at night > mathematic perfection
sleep well at night > mathematic perfection
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
the financially optimal decision would've been as little down as possible but i dislike big monthly payments.
sleep well at night > mathematic perfection
sleep well at night > mathematic perfection