Dan 💙💜💖
@youareaprogram.bsky.social
Dan (he/him) | UK | idk think of an interesting bio and put it here
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You're telling me these tics are poly?
December 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
You're telling me these tics are poly?
Can't tell if I want to slag off London more or less now that I want to fuck someone from there hm
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Can't tell if I want to slag off London more or less now that I want to fuck someone from there hm
I think you should have to bottom at least 3 times to realise that you're a top
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I think you should have to bottom at least 3 times to realise that you're a top
one time a bottom pissed on me when I was fucking him
I'm normal and a gentleman so I was like don't worry darling
I'm normal and a gentleman so I was like don't worry darling
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
one time a bottom pissed on me when I was fucking him
I'm normal and a gentleman so I was like don't worry darling
I'm normal and a gentleman so I was like don't worry darling
Need him tbh
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Need him tbh
Really want to go to a goth bar in sweden but idk any swedish goths and everything is dead expensive in sweden so im just gonna have to turn up a bit tipsy so idk what's going on
December 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Really want to go to a goth bar in sweden but idk any swedish goths and everything is dead expensive in sweden so im just gonna have to turn up a bit tipsy so idk what's going on
omg I was mentioned on wikipedia!
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
omg I was mentioned on wikipedia!
imagine if instead of alpha/beta/omega wolf dynamics those misogynist men modelled their entire philosophy on like bees or something, that'd be funny
November 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
imagine if instead of alpha/beta/omega wolf dynamics those misogynist men modelled their entire philosophy on like bees or something, that'd be funny
Evil psychoanalyst, Carl Old
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Evil psychoanalyst, Carl Old
Minigames and motion blur, WHO is asking for these
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Minigames and motion blur, WHO is asking for these
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Halsey at the scat convention: Everything is Poo
November 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Halsey at the scat convention: Everything is Poo
Beauty and the Yeast Infection
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Beauty and the Yeast Infection
such an angry man 😔
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
such an angry man 😔
Desperado Housewives
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Desperado Housewives
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"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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I'm going cunting. I'm the cunter
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I'm going cunting. I'm the cunter
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Thinking of her today. 🔔
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Thinking of her today. 🔔
If I win the lottery the first thing I'm going to buy is voice acting lessons to do an authentic New Jersey accent x
And then like idk help needy children. I have my priorities.
And then like idk help needy children. I have my priorities.
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 PM
If I win the lottery the first thing I'm going to buy is voice acting lessons to do an authentic New Jersey accent x
And then like idk help needy children. I have my priorities.
And then like idk help needy children. I have my priorities.
when your crotch catches Yersinia pestis, the Pubeonic plague
November 29, 2025 at 11:26 AM
when your crotch catches Yersinia pestis, the Pubeonic plague
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Icelandic pig bottom gainer - Pjork
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Icelandic pig bottom gainer - Pjork
Do you think earthworms have light rooms as opposed to dark rooms where they get freakkkyyy
November 29, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Do you think earthworms have light rooms as opposed to dark rooms where they get freakkkyyy
I'm Bjork-ing on sunshine *Icelandic Noises*
And don't it feel good!
And don't it feel good!
November 29, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I'm Bjork-ing on sunshine *Icelandic Noises*
And don't it feel good!
And don't it feel good!
swear I've got a deviated septum or something cause I'm using those nose strip things for snoring and I can like actually breathe for the first time and I don't feel as out of breath meanwhile everyone else been on the pure O2 this entire time?
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 AM
swear I've got a deviated septum or something cause I'm using those nose strip things for snoring and I can like actually breathe for the first time and I don't feel as out of breath meanwhile everyone else been on the pure O2 this entire time?