I’m still pissed off that the Dolphins didn’t draft Oronde Gadsden II, he’s a second Oronde Gadsden what are you goofballs doing

Also “Support me making back money on the 3-d printer I just bought to churn out cheap fidget toys”

Many “cancellations” boil down to someone realizing: I no longer get to feel good as about my success and I’m sad that I have to think about my shortcomings as a human being. Now I’m looking for someone other than myself to blame for that feeling.

key lime pie crushes cheese cake. not even close

boy they just do not make guys like dr john anymore

My toddler old is obsessed with him and whenever we listen to this album he joyously yells along to “thankfulness to the band and all the fellas”.

This is why I named my kid after a muppet and a Coen brothers character.

Extremely manosphere podcast host voice: “The problem with the world today is that not enough people are dying of exposure.”

Easy to stand out in a market where pretty much everyone company has completely abandoned bullet 1 in this tweet to focus entirely on bullet 2.

That’s why I hate it! I can only drink decaf these days and can early find it. I think decaf americanos are undrinkable. I’d rather drink diner-level decaf, which is going the way of the dinosaur.

The Americano is a scourge and should be stricken from menus everywhere.

This is more or less her exact white Lotus character arc — which she does quite well!

It is tragic that we lost the comic mind who ad-libbed the perfect joke: “It says you could have network connectivity problems”

Also, linear TV has mostly died in the time between Punk’d and Ridiculousness airing. “Punked” became a verb people use in everyday conversation. Ridiculousness has in no way penetrated culture to that degree.

On a podcast an SNL writer talked about guarding him in a pickup game after SNL 50 and he said something along the lines of “now I understand why Jokic is so hard to guard”