Taylor
@yossarianjumps.bsky.social
Im a guy who wishes he had more time to watch movies, but is too busy scrolling.
Easy to stand out in a market where pretty much everyone company has completely abandoned bullet 1 in this tweet to focus entirely on bullet 2.
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Easy to stand out in a market where pretty much everyone company has completely abandoned bullet 1 in this tweet to focus entirely on bullet 2.
Two movies nobody would believe are by the same director:
August 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Two movies nobody would believe are by the same director:
Genuinely shocked this isn’t running afoul of some regulations about targeting alcohol sales to children.
July 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Genuinely shocked this isn’t running afoul of some regulations about targeting alcohol sales to children.
My official take on this season of White Lotus. It’s a fun thing to look at. (credit to @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social)
April 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My official take on this season of White Lotus. It’s a fun thing to look at. (credit to @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social)
It was certainly weaker than the other two seasons, despite some great acting. It’s still nice to see something that is shot so well and looks so good on TV. My feelings are best summed up by this old @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social tweet.
April 7, 2025 at 8:28 AM
It was certainly weaker than the other two seasons, despite some great acting. It’s still nice to see something that is shot so well and looks so good on TV. My feelings are best summed up by this old @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social tweet.
Careful. You’ve just taken the first step down the road toward having kids with Elon.
March 19, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Careful. You’ve just taken the first step down the road toward having kids with Elon.
Right-wing manosphere influencers deeply believe that you should strive to be a Kirk Van Houten.
March 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Right-wing manosphere influencers deeply believe that you should strive to be a Kirk Van Houten.
Doing the Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme upon noticing Zahn McClarnon in the additional voices of My Neighbor Totoro during my toddler-mandated seventh consecutive watch of the week.
February 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Doing the Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme upon noticing Zahn McClarnon in the additional voices of My Neighbor Totoro during my toddler-mandated seventh consecutive watch of the week.
You couldn’t make this sketch today. The extreme right is ruining comedy.
February 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
You couldn’t make this sketch today. The extreme right is ruining comedy.
All-time great tweet.
February 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
All-time great tweet.
This tweet lives in my head constantly
February 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This tweet lives in my head constantly
Kevin Durant squared the circle nicely during the Olympics.
February 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Kevin Durant squared the circle nicely during the Olympics.
My grocery store this morning.
January 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My grocery store this morning.
![Old tweet from @hegelbon in 2014 that reads
STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this
Issue.
[BAYLESS nods]
You KNOW I am sensitive to the Holocaust
BAYLESS: Absolutely
STEPHEN A: BUT!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rzaqwfs6tyoy4pn5v5hekska/bafkreigc7wunfghuiyelbk6xsinzduwaqlrtv2hjepu3dgztjsc3ox23u4@jpeg)
My supermarket this morning.
January 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
My supermarket this morning.