Skip “Skippy” Skipperson
@yippyskippy.bsky.social
Just a regular human shitposter.
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“Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!”
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
“Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!”
Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true.
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil.
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet.
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world.
So there was only one thing that I could do, was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long…
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil.
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet.
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world.
So there was only one thing that I could do, was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long…
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true.
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil.
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet.
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world.
So there was only one thing that I could do, was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long…
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil.
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet.
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world.
So there was only one thing that I could do, was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long…
🎶 All I want for Christmas, is shoes! 🎶
November 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
🎶 All I want for Christmas, is shoes! 🎶
Guilty as charged
October 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Guilty as charged
Red Sox fans tonight:
August 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Red Sox fans tonight:
Oh, there is. Let me know if you need help cleaning up 😆
August 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Oh, there is. Let me know if you need help cleaning up 😆
Happy March 28th to all those who celebrate
March 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Happy March 28th to all those who celebrate
Finding it hard to believe that was 10 years ago. What an insane month that was.
January 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Finding it hard to believe that was 10 years ago. What an insane month that was.
Yes… ha ha ha… YES!
January 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Yes… ha ha ha… YES!
🎶 I would crop dust you like an animal
You’re gonna smell me on the inside
I would crop dust you like an animal!
My hole flatulence is strong 🎶
You’re gonna smell me on the inside
I would crop dust you like an animal!
My hole flatulence is strong 🎶
December 11, 2024 at 8:54 PM
🎶 I would crop dust you like an animal
You’re gonna smell me on the inside
I would crop dust you like an animal!
My hole flatulence is strong 🎶
You’re gonna smell me on the inside
I would crop dust you like an animal!
My hole flatulence is strong 🎶
Post a PERFECT album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam
December 11, 2024 at 11:22 AM
Post a PERFECT album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam
If Homer isn't wearing Tom Landry's hat (with message to Berman's Dry Cleaning included) during the Simpsons/NFL game tonight I am going to burn everything to the ground.
December 9, 2024 at 7:58 PM
If Homer isn't wearing Tom Landry's hat (with message to Berman's Dry Cleaning included) during the Simpsons/NFL game tonight I am going to burn everything to the ground.
Sends me back to the glory days of shitposting…
December 9, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Sends me back to the glory days of shitposting…
Yes I’m religious, I believe in the holy trinity.
November 30, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Yes I’m religious, I believe in the holy trinity.
You don't have to tell me that Echo chambers can be wonderful yet dangerous
November 26, 2024 at 1:49 PM
You don't have to tell me that Echo chambers can be wonderful yet dangerous
Posting this one just because I love these uniforms. Marion Butts on the Patriots
November 22, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Posting this one just because I love these uniforms. Marion Butts on the Patriots
You could find me patrolling the mean streets of my sleepy suburban town in this Bad Larry:
November 16, 2024 at 4:37 PM
You could find me patrolling the mean streets of my sleepy suburban town in this Bad Larry:
I grew up on these streets
November 5, 2024 at 6:44 PM
I grew up on these streets
Oh, thought you meant Homer Simpson, my bad
October 14, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Oh, thought you meant Homer Simpson, my bad