Skip “Skippy” Skipperson
@yippyskippy.bsky.social
Just a regular human shitposter.
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Gas, grass, or ass, something fucking stinks in here.
Hot sexts to get you through a chilly night
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Hot sexts to get you through a chilly night
Go down on each other when you’re done fucking, because sharing is caring
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Go down on each other when you’re done fucking, because sharing is caring
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Hi, wanna lay in my lap so I can rub your head while you fascinate me with your everything
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Hi, wanna lay in my lap so I can rub your head while you fascinate me with your everything
No need for pajamas tonight, sweetcheeks, I’ve set the heated blanket to BROIL
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
No need for pajamas tonight, sweetcheeks, I’ve set the heated blanket to BROIL
Friday afternoon, which makes this Just Another Weekend at this point 🫤
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Friday afternoon, which makes this Just Another Weekend at this point 🫤
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Good morning and happy Black Friday to everyone except people who read yesterday’s deranged Thanksgiving message from Donald Trump and still think we shouldn't see his MRI results. Your cornbread ain’t done in the middle.
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Good morning and happy Black Friday to everyone except people who read yesterday’s deranged Thanksgiving message from Donald Trump and still think we shouldn't see his MRI results. Your cornbread ain’t done in the middle.
“Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!”
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
“Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!”
‘Tis the season breakfast pie medley
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
‘Tis the season breakfast pie medley
Already prepping myself for Monday morning so I don’t snap on the first manager who says “I hope everyone is well rested after the time off”
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Already prepping myself for Monday morning so I don’t snap on the first manager who says “I hope everyone is well rested after the time off”
Kinda bullshit that it’s 7:21am and I haven’t put up all the Christmas decorations yet.
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Kinda bullshit that it’s 7:21am and I haven’t put up all the Christmas decorations yet.
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"A Rose for Emily" is my favorite short story about why you should wash your sheets regularly.
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
"A Rose for Emily" is my favorite short story about why you should wash your sheets regularly.
Oh, right. Coffee. I should get coffee.
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Oh, right. Coffee. I should get coffee.
Fuck yeah I’ll have thirds on dessert, thank you for asking.
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Fuck yeah I’ll have thirds on dessert, thank you for asking.
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Schrödinger's flirt: where I am both totally kidding and actually flirting depending on whether or not you're into it.
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Schrödinger's flirt: where I am both totally kidding and actually flirting depending on whether or not you're into it.
Remember to save the neck for Cousin Eddie today
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Remember to save the neck for Cousin Eddie today
With the way my family treats the season tonight is basically The Night Before Christmas. All the bins of decorations are waiting patiently at the bottom of the basement stairs for the Friday morning unboxing
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
With the way my family treats the season tonight is basically The Night Before Christmas. All the bins of decorations are waiting patiently at the bottom of the basement stairs for the Friday morning unboxing
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Fine. I will share my nana’s creamed corn recipe but I shan’t be responsible for anyone’s boner
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Fine. I will share my nana’s creamed corn recipe but I shan’t be responsible for anyone’s boner
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hug your pets and set them places at the table; put your family in crates
(if they cannot behave)
🧡🦃
(if they cannot behave)
🧡🦃
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
hug your pets and set them places at the table; put your family in crates
(if they cannot behave)
🧡🦃
(if they cannot behave)
🧡🦃
Happy Oh Fuck That Pie Was Due Today Day to all who observe
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Happy Oh Fuck That Pie Was Due Today Day to all who observe
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Do you have enough alcohol to get through the next 36-48 hours? The answer may surprise you!
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Do you have enough alcohol to get through the next 36-48 hours? The answer may surprise you!
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of course i'm sitting at the kids table, i'm a 90s kid who was told to never grow up by a giraffe
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
of course i'm sitting at the kids table, i'm a 90s kid who was told to never grow up by a giraffe
When the kids are old enough that the “Santa’s watching” threat doesn’t work anymore
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a sign that says auto on it
Alt: A man yelling Fudge, only he didn’t yell Fudge. (Fuck. The word he yelled is FUCK)
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
When the kids are old enough that the “Santa’s watching” threat doesn’t work anymore
In the midst of a Thanksgiving food prep panic I accidentally called the Butterbean Hotline and a giant boxing glove popped out of my phone and knocked me out cold. 10/10, would recommend.
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
In the midst of a Thanksgiving food prep panic I accidentally called the Butterbean Hotline and a giant boxing glove popped out of my phone and knocked me out cold. 10/10, would recommend.
7:17am and I’ve decided that’s enough work for one day. Good job everybody, well done.
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
7:17am and I’ve decided that’s enough work for one day. Good job everybody, well done.