Johnnie Walker Beige 🐸
@yinzr.bsky.social
Sexagenarian. Joyfully married. Pittsburgher. Nor’Sider by birth and by heart. Now living one county over ‘n’at.
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Everything I know about Physics I learned from Professors Williams, Bally, Gottlieb, and Stern.
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If Bill Clinton's implicated, I'll simply have to burn my Bill Clinton shrine with all my Bill Clinton baseball caps and my Bill Clinton Bibles and my Bill Clinton t-shirts and my Bill Clinton playing cards and my Bill Clinton gold-plated coins and my Bill Clinton flags and my Bill Clinton shoes.
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
If Bill Clinton's implicated, I'll simply have to burn my Bill Clinton shrine with all my Bill Clinton baseball caps and my Bill Clinton Bibles and my Bill Clinton t-shirts and my Bill Clinton playing cards and my Bill Clinton gold-plated coins and my Bill Clinton flags and my Bill Clinton shoes.
Megyn R. Kelly
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Megyn R. Kelly
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Bill Clinton signed that legislation.
Fuck that asshole.
Fuck that asshole.
Paramount, Netflix, and Comcast are putting in bids for Warner Bros. Discovery.
The Telecommunications Act of 1996 was, in the long run, a very bad idea with disastrous consequences.
www.wsj.com/business/med...
The Telecommunications Act of 1996 was, in the long run, a very bad idea with disastrous consequences.
www.wsj.com/business/med...
Exclusive | Paramount, Comcast, Netflix Prepare Bids for Warner as Deadline Approaches
Warner Bros. Discovery is holding an auction process in the hopes of having it completed by the end of the year.
www.wsj.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Bill Clinton signed that legislation.
Fuck that asshole.
Fuck that asshole.
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They tell them to hate, they hate. They tell them to wear tin hats, they wear tin hats. They tell them to bandage an ear, they bandage an ear. They tell them to drink bleach, they drink bleach. They tell them to die instead of getting vaccinated, THEY DO IT. So what’s gonna happen with child rape?
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
They tell them to hate, they hate. They tell them to wear tin hats, they wear tin hats. They tell them to bandage an ear, they bandage an ear. They tell them to drink bleach, they drink bleach. They tell them to die instead of getting vaccinated, THEY DO IT. So what’s gonna happen with child rape?
Congrats to The White Stripes on their recent induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame! Here’s my favorite song of theirs:
#NowPlaying
The White Stripes
“CNR”
youtu.be/xLnapb-30hA?...
#NowPlaying
The White Stripes
“CNR”
youtu.be/xLnapb-30hA?...
"Weird Al" Yankovic - CNR (Official 4K Video)
YouTube video by alyankovicVEVO
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Congrats to The White Stripes on their recent induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame! Here’s my favorite song of theirs:
#NowPlaying
The White Stripes
“CNR”
youtu.be/xLnapb-30hA?...
#NowPlaying
The White Stripes
“CNR”
youtu.be/xLnapb-30hA?...
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Payday can't come fast enough
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Payday can't come fast enough
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
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Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description
They keep spelling “Flufferman” wrong
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
They keep spelling “Flufferman” wrong
I turn my back for one minute…
Meet Trixie!
Meet Trixie!
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I turn my back for one minute…
Meet Trixie!
Meet Trixie!
Thanks. Now I understand. I needed this.
"The dog that didn't bark" is a phrase from a Sherlock Holmes story that means the absence of evidence can be a clue to solving a mystery. The dog's silence indicated that the thief was someone the dog knew, not a stranger. Meaning: what is not said, seen, or done, can be as revealing as what is.
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Thanks. Now I understand. I needed this.
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"Okay, but what if Clinton is on the list?"
You act like I don't think he is.
You act like I don't think he is.
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"Okay, but what if Clinton is on the list?"
You act like I don't think he is.
You act like I don't think he is.
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This is what Trump means by affordability.
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
This is what Trump means by affordability.
The end is near, Diaper Donnie! Tick tock tick tock…
#NowPlaying
Eurythmics
“Sexcrime (Nineteen Eighty-Four)”
open.spotify.com/track/62kxmz...
#NowPlaying
Eurythmics
“Sexcrime (Nineteen Eighty-Four)”
open.spotify.com/track/62kxmz...
Sexcrime (Nineteen Eighty-Four)
open.spotify.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The end is near, Diaper Donnie! Tick tock tick tock…
#NowPlaying
Eurythmics
“Sexcrime (Nineteen Eighty-Four)”
open.spotify.com/track/62kxmz...
#NowPlaying
Eurythmics
“Sexcrime (Nineteen Eighty-Four)”
open.spotify.com/track/62kxmz...
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Hey so what tf was Merrick Garland doing for four years
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Hey so what tf was Merrick Garland doing for four years
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Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.
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One reason you hold a meeting to pressure/cajole/threaten Boebert in the Situation Room is so she can't record it.
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
One reason you hold a meeting to pressure/cajole/threaten Boebert in the Situation Room is so she can't record it.
How soon do you suppose #JohnFlufferman switches party affiliation?
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
How soon do you suppose #JohnFlufferman switches party affiliation?
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
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Other folks have said it, but let me just note that:
(1) lots of talented, must-read journalists have been let go from their jobs over the last year
(2) millions of Americans are abandoning current media outlets and looking for new alternatives
Seems like a sure-fire business opportunity here?
(1) lots of talented, must-read journalists have been let go from their jobs over the last year
(2) millions of Americans are abandoning current media outlets and looking for new alternatives
Seems like a sure-fire business opportunity here?
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Other folks have said it, but let me just note that:
(1) lots of talented, must-read journalists have been let go from their jobs over the last year
(2) millions of Americans are abandoning current media outlets and looking for new alternatives
Seems like a sure-fire business opportunity here?
(1) lots of talented, must-read journalists have been let go from their jobs over the last year
(2) millions of Americans are abandoning current media outlets and looking for new alternatives
Seems like a sure-fire business opportunity here?
Big thanks to my sister-in-law for putting me hip to this game. Looks like the NYT isn’t completely useless after all.
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November 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Big thanks to my sister-in-law for putting me hip to this game. Looks like the NYT isn’t completely useless after all.
Connections
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Hear me out: 51 year mortgages.
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Hear me out: 51 year mortgages.
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why dont chuck schumer go fuck himself instead a all of us for a change
November 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
why dont chuck schumer go fuck himself instead a all of us for a change
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New Yorker cartoons don’t miss.
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
New Yorker cartoons don’t miss.