Yifan Wu
yifanwu901.bsky.social
Yifan Wu
@yifanwu901.bsky.social
Bad punny sports idiot @TheAthletic
Northwestern alum; Connecticut survivor
Short-suffering Ryan Day hater & Chicago Sky fan
‘A very unique personality’ once on Google Meet
My career peaked with the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social shoutout today lmao.

Didn’t beat the allegations about emotional instability re: The Ohio State fandom, but I’ll fight another day.
The only people who should be scared of Charlotte are the Kabuki Warriors after what they did to the Queen and her Ohio State friend on Raw last night
"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
ICE hiring bounty hunters
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The only people who should be scared of Charlotte are the Kabuki Warriors after what they did to the Queen and her Ohio State friend on Raw last night
"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible
Rep. Pat Harrigan: "I have asked Josh Stein, our governor, to consider working with President Trump to allow the National Guard to come into Charlotte ... use the National Guard as a force multiplier and they can a lot of load off the Charlotte PD."
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Follow-up question: Is it a complement or declaration of war when you look at an Eagles fan’s child and say ‘That’s a little Baby Nick Sirianni right there’
I think Nick Sirianni is trying his best
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I’m today years old when I learned Je’Von is not his government name??!
Je’Von vs. Gunter!?

Thoughts and prayers.
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Jordan Loves plays quarterback like he mentally has 137 browser tabs open, which is also how I edit
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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BREAKING: The NWSL is awarding its 17th franchise to Atlanta and will join the league for a record expansion fee of $165 million, sources tell The Athletic.

Details: www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
How
KC ties it in stoppage time, Wheeler with the goal
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
People keep asking me what I’ve been doing in Chicago to get tear gassed.

Brother they gassing up a literal baby out here, you think I’m special or something?
This story now includes video, released by the Illinois Coalition for Immigrant and Refugee Rights, of the baby being exposed to chemical irritants fired by federal agents from their convoy into the car she was riding in with members of her family near 26th Street and Ogden Avenue in Cicero.
Federal officials accused someone of firing shots at agents conducting an aggressive immigration raid led by Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino through Little Village Saturday. No one was injured.
Agents used chemical agents to disperse the crowd, @sigchofor25.bsky.social said.
@wttw.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It’s scary times in Chicago. Seeing my our people come together >>>
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
How can you not be poetic about Wisconsin and Phil Longo winning today
SAM HOUSTON DID IT!

The Sam Houston Bearkats, one of two FBS teams that had yet to win a game this season, defeated Oregon State 21-17 for their first victory of 2025.

First win of the Phil Longo era for the Bearkats. Came back from down 17-0. A long wait has finally ended.
November 9, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Folks it’s League of Legends Worlds 2025 grand final time and can I remind you that Faker is somehow still so good at this www.nytimes.com/athletic/678...
As League of Legends esports celebrates 15 years, its GOAT seeks another title
Faker looks poised to complete a three-peat Sunday in the the 2025 League of Legends World Championship in China.
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Give me Master and Commander: The Far Side of the Galaxy
hoping this upcoming star wars: starfighter movie is just top gun but star wars
ironically what makes star wars stuff best is when it is 'something else, but also star wars'

e.g. Andor, a British political thriller but also Star Wars
the Mandalorian, an episode-of-the-week Western but also Star Wars (when it was good)
November 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
None of the biohacking can explain this
Cig breaks the 4th wall to let you know who's boss.
November 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Is James Franklin haunting this team OMG
November 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I’m sorry I can’t hate on Indiana Football
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
How your email finds me
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Marking myself safe from the Quantumania
Starting to feel like I’m the only one at the theater for this?
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Breaking News: Late last night Conde Nast illegally fired 4 union organizers who asked company execs to explain the downsizing of Teen Vogue and continued layoffs. We’ve filed a grievance.
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I would like to apologize as a woman ruining the workplace.

ESPN BET died today from me asking people to provide a safe work environment for women in my farewell email.

Enough is enough. Accountability starts now.
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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The Canucks' Diwali logo is pretty sweet.
November 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
That’s some Big 12 defense you are running there brother
Do you want to laugh?

Democrat Aftab Pureval has been re-elected as the Mayor of Cincinnati.

His Republican opponent, Cory Bowman, is JD Vance’s half-brother.

A landslide loss: 81.7% - 18.3%
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
In an ideal world, I hope Michael Wilson, Dansby Swanson and Ben Shelton have a triple espresso supporter group chat about being the worse athlete in the relationship by far
wild that Michael Wilson can rip off a 51-yard gain in an NFL game and be the worst athlete in his marriage by far
November 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I really really really really really really like this hed
November 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Out of context I thought this was another plot to assassinate a Spanish dictator
November 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM