Paypal fuckin' sucks. I tried to upgrade my personal account to a buisness one in '14, but didn't have the documentation they required, and they wouldn't let me undo the upgrade, so i'm still forever stuck unable to receive money from friends even. Absolute cunts.

So was I. Should have sent your fortune teller of choice to inspect her bones.

Her bones will tell your your frture as they crackle and split from the heat.

I dream of being casually ruined durring every diaper change while my friends all point and laugh >///////////<

Hahaha it was terrible. I was missing a few ingredients and made some unwise substitutions, then i burned it. Ah well, i cook for the fun of it, i'm not big on eating anyways. Next time will be better ^^

I could see myself training for sub-45s 😖

I'm gonna sniff each and every square centimeter of ya 😃

You're not the first friend to suggest that 😖
There's so many options, i have a hard time picking one.

I wanna hear ALL the lore

You are the mycelium that completes the great circle, returning nutrients to the soil as grade AA fertilizer

*starts a fire in the seat next to you*

It's a crime that i can't climb into bed with 'em 🤤

It was a very good day 🤤

Yeahhhh