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spaceflight nerd, if the banner pic didn't give that away

new name time! Tali, if you please.

(they / them, in a "gender currently under renovation" sort of way)
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HER: Listen, I think we should see other people.

ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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some dope accidental forced perspective going on here aieeee room-size monster cat destroying life-size nasa robots
she spun Ingenuity's blades a few times and then bit its head
December 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Now normally I would not dare besmirch the legacy of a proud patriarch such as yourself, especially during a season of giving so pockmarked by mourning.

But nonetheless I have begun to question whether the death of dear Grandma may in fact be more than the random Yuletide calamity it appears to be.
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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it intensely angers me every time I open a book PDF in Acrobat and the software reminds me that I’m reading a Long Document and gee, wouldn’t I prefer a summary instead

I am not a first grade child who requires the easy-reader version of big kid books, demon machine
Tech bros shocked that normal human beings enjoy thinking
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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This is model trains
Alright, hear me out: cozy wargames.

All the fun of gluing tiny parts to plastic models and then painting them, but with 98% less Catholicism.

I really feel like this is an untapped market.
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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At long last we have made a train of the racists from the classic Star Trek episode Don't Be Racist
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibusuki...
December 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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arm the moderate orcas
December 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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The Guy Teams Were Willing To Face After Intentionally Walking Barry Bonds has now been elected to the Hall of Fame over Barry Bonds
Hall of Fame Contemporary Baseball Era veterans committee elects Jeff Kent
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Riley Leonard rn
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.

Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.

A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Duke helps the Dukes and now may play in the Duke's
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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I have said this before, but after the first OT they should move to the QBs doing the Dr Pepper challenge
please god let the acc title get decided by a 2-point shootout
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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it's not a Waffle House, it's a waffle home
Have you ever seen such a beautiful sight
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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People who make hyper shareable animal videos with AI will not see paradise
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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tis the season
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”

“But we can open the box,” said Toad.

“That is true,” said Frog.
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM