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Giannis Varoufokounmpo
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technoballerism
not trying to do a call out post, if you were born post-COVID then you really shouldn't be giving your opinion about anything
December 17, 2024 at 10:24 PM
controversial: i think one of the less desirable parts of the modern internet experience is the comfort level some people with a prominent audience have with widely spreading the personal information of an unconfirmed criminal adolescent w/ mental health problems. maybe hold off on that? for a bit?
December 16, 2024 at 10:15 PM
controversial: i think one of the less desirable parts of the modern internet experience is the comfort level some people with a prominent audience have with widely sharing the personal information of an unconfirmed deceased, mentally ill child and dunking on them as a bad person or whatever
December 16, 2024 at 10:10 PM
signed up to be ammo for the evil trebuchet. who even gives a shit anymore.
December 15, 2024 at 7:24 AM
aw man spaghetti and ovaltine sandwiches again?
December 15, 2024 at 6:39 AM
the YooHoo! corporation continues to market their Chocolate Beverage as a "Good Source Of Vitamins" but i have reason to doubt this claim
December 15, 2024 at 6:24 AM
trying to decouple myself from industrial society. switched from tap water to exclusively rainwater collected from my gutters
December 14, 2024 at 10:24 PM
becoming a Falconer is tough but after you’ve wrestled down 5 or 6 of them it honestly gets easier. definitely bring bandages.
December 14, 2024 at 8:28 PM
using a time machine to go back to a medieval european village in year 876 and loudly exclaiming “ewww yucky!” at how dirty everything is
December 14, 2024 at 4:44 AM
i read in the paper that they’re turning the old K-Mart into a haberdashery
December 14, 2024 at 4:34 AM
rat venture capitalist who only infests in restaurant start-ups
December 14, 2024 at 4:24 AM
the national weather service has issued a tomato watch. this is odd as it's not really their "thing"
December 14, 2024 at 4:09 AM
what’s wrong babe. did you have another pork rind induced night terror.
December 14, 2024 at 4:05 AM
i made friends with a snail and he did not fuck with you at all
December 14, 2024 at 3:52 AM
walking up to you, abruptly smacking your cell phone out of your hands, looking you dead in the eyes and saying "hi"
December 14, 2024 at 3:42 AM
December 13, 2024 at 8:45 PM
i put your cell phone in the air fryer while you were asleep. i just wanted to see what would happen. i thought it would form a golden-brown crust. it just got real hot and won't turn on now. that's my bad.
December 13, 2024 at 5:26 AM
that was a crazy video games finale. it's sad there won't be any more video games now but we can still just talk or whatever. did you have a nice day.
December 13, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Reposted by Giannis Varoufokounmpo
This is what Canada’s “Victims of Communism” monument, officially unveiled today in Ottawa, looks like. There were plans to have over 500 names on it but as it turned out, a few hundred of them were Nazis or Nazi-adjacent so it’s just blank lol
December 12, 2024 at 7:38 PM
i find it harder to shitpost than the average person because i'm at the stage of radicalization where most of my fleeting thoughts are potential TOS violations on a plurality of platforms
December 12, 2024 at 8:16 PM
not a reply guy, i just enjoy crowd work
December 12, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Reposted by Giannis Varoufokounmpo
Yesterday the New York Times instructed staff to avoid publishing photos of Luigi Mangione's face, internal company messages leaked to me reveal.

"The news value and public service of showing his face is diminishing," Times management told staff.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ny-times-d...
NY Times Doesn’t Want You to See Mangione’s Face
Management directs staff to “dial back” Luigi Mangione headshots
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 12, 2024 at 2:30 AM
no clue who this justin signal guy is but he sounds like a cunt so fuck him
December 12, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Reposted by Giannis Varoufokounmpo
Homeboy stopped the wrong lady

(H/T @agirlhasnopres.bsky.social )
December 11, 2024 at 2:29 PM
"he had a family" Osama bin Laden's family was so big it has it's own Wikipedia article. not sure that defense works for everyone.
December 11, 2024 at 2:36 AM