Christopher Sebela
@xtop.bsky.social
4x Eisner-losing writer of comics like GODFELL, BLINK, CROWDED, DIRTBAG RAPTURE, SHANGHAI RED, HEARTTHROB, WE(L)COME BACK, TEST, DEAD LETTERS, HIGH CRIMES, etc. // Queer. they/them // christophersebela.com
paying the dog tax
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
paying the dog tax
a quick stroll thru the craigslist free section
December 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
a quick stroll thru the craigslist free section
my weather app tells you how chilly it’s going to be by using my dog. TODAY’S FORECAST: CROISSANT MODE
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
my weather app tells you how chilly it’s going to be by using my dog. TODAY’S FORECAST: CROISSANT MODE
zola always sleeps a little deeper on rainy days
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
zola always sleeps a little deeper on rainy days
me: still at war with the mouse
zola:
zola:
December 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
me: still at war with the mouse
zola:
zola:
lots of trash tells a story and i’m desperate to hear the tale behind the broken sword and porno mag
November 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
lots of trash tells a story and i’m desperate to hear the tale behind the broken sword and porno mag
girl with a squirrel leering
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
girl with a squirrel leering
stay home thanksgiving allowed me to make my once a year only mac & cheese dish that my mom derisively referred to as the “heartattack & cheese” when i made it for her once
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
stay home thanksgiving allowed me to make my once a year only mac & cheese dish that my mom derisively referred to as the “heartattack & cheese” when i made it for her once
my headcanon is this is how trucks attend confession
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
my headcanon is this is how trucks attend confession
new cold weather variation unlocked: egg mode
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
new cold weather variation unlocked: egg mode
zola accidentally prevented this chicken from leaving their yard
November 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
zola accidentally prevented this chicken from leaving their yard
finally some youtuber merch i won't be ashamed to wear in 9 months because they've been revealed to be a sociopath
November 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
finally some youtuber merch i won't be ashamed to wear in 9 months because they've been revealed to be a sociopath
when two brain cells meet
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
when two brain cells meet
first time i’ve seen these nintendo-looking berries from the harlequin glorybower (aka the peanut butter tree or smelly tree)
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
first time i’ve seen these nintendo-looking berries from the harlequin glorybower (aka the peanut butter tree or smelly tree)
zola’s pose of choice when asleep upon her multi-blanketed throne
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
zola’s pose of choice when asleep upon her multi-blanketed throne
got this email full of pure unhinged energy via my site an hour ago and not to criticize or anything, but the GOP should really direct their energy more effectively than emailing someone who wrote a Ghost Rider issue once if they're trying to make the Epstein files seem okay (this is a tiny excerpt)
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 AM
got this email full of pure unhinged energy via my site an hour ago and not to criticize or anything, but the GOP should really direct their energy more effectively than emailing someone who wrote a Ghost Rider issue once if they're trying to make the Epstein files seem okay (this is a tiny excerpt)
discovered the neighborhood yuletide spider and this is the kind of iconography that would finally get me excited about christmas again
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
discovered the neighborhood yuletide spider and this is the kind of iconography that would finally get me excited about christmas again
how it started (1 hour ago) - how it’s going
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
how it started (1 hour ago) - how it’s going
good vibes only at the dog park today
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
good vibes only at the dog park today
wikipedia sending me emails titled like some emo kid setting their away message on AIM
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
wikipedia sending me emails titled like some emo kid setting their away message on AIM
i now measure rainfall in portland by the ancient bucket metric and we’ve gotten at least two bucketfuls this week
November 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
i now measure rainfall in portland by the ancient bucket metric and we’ve gotten at least two bucketfuls this week
mine left up the astro corpse, a decoration for all holidays
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
mine left up the astro corpse, a decoration for all holidays
feeling blessed to wake up under the watchful eye of this fat squirrel outside my bedroom window
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
feeling blessed to wake up under the watchful eye of this fat squirrel outside my bedroom window
my dog loves eating grass on walks so i grew her some to eat at home and the absolute disrespect both i and my grass get is wild
November 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
my dog loves eating grass on walks so i grew her some to eat at home and the absolute disrespect both i and my grass get is wild
